When our NEXT president screws up I'm going to....

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Blame Obama and only Obama. Republican or Democrat, doesn't matter. I'm going to use the same lame ass play book the left has been using for 5 damn years. Doesn't matter what the screw up is I'm just gonna offer the typical liberal response, "It's the previous guys fault"

If the next President is a Democrat, I doubt you will.

If the next President is a Republican, and he wants to bomb a country for the use of WMDs, I hope the Republican Party will vociferously oppose him. Just to be consistent.

If the next President is a Repulican and continues the policy of spying on Americans, I hope the Republican Party will call for his impeachment.

If the next President is a Republican and one of our embassies is attacked, I hope Fox News will report he gave a stand down order and watched the whole battle via the eyes of a drone. And call for his impeachment.

If the next President is a Republican, I hope every one of his golf games and vacations are reported with terrific venom by Breitbart. As well as the cost of each.

If the next President is a Republican, and he makes a foreign policy trip overseas, I hope the Washington Times tells us how many tens of millions of dollars he is wasting on his "vacation" to these foreign countries.

If the next President is a Republican, I hope all of you make allusions to his wife's girth on a regular basis.

If the next President is a Republican, I hope you all call for his impeachment every time he issues an Executive Order.

If the next President is a Republican, I hope you all call him a Nazi if he unilateraly grants a waiver to a federal regulation.

Not a single one of you little stories applies to me so fuck off.