WTH am i suddenly experiencing?

[Synthaholic]

i cant remember do you live alone or not?

With his personality?

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

No. He's requesting Jello. Wants it served on the couch where his candy ass is parked for the last two hours.

Actually I've been outdoors where I am EVERY DAY enjoying my garden, deck, dumbass squirrels and rabbits, BBQ.
Here's tonight's masterpiece

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

With his personality?

All 4 of them!

 

[Synthaholic]

No. It's one of your customers. You fucked his bathroom up

Not likely. I've seen his work. I wish he lived on the Florida Panhandle. I'd keep him in work for months.

 

[Arlette]

What is your definition of shotty work?

You're thinking. Just be honest about the shotty work you've done and you will know who is behind the voodoo attack.

 

[Hossfly]

Not so much seeking advice as I am the experience of others.

As it's never happened before it caught me off guard but it might be a common thing that comes with age. Just putting feelers out.

If the pain didn't subside immediately I would have already been out the door to seek help

I've had big sneezing fits lately but I attribute it to the shit being sprayed in the clouds around here. Every day there's different smells after they spray. Plus, most days our eyes are so full of gritty green stuff that needs a lot of the tears eye spray to wash out.

 

[lennypartiv]

If you're next symptom is coughing up fur balls, my diagnoses would be you are a cat.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

I've had big sneezing fits lately but I attribute it to the shit being sprayed in the clouds around here. Every day there's different smells after they spray. Plus, most days our eyes are so full of gritty green stuff that needs a lot of the tears eye spray to wash out.

Well I don't live in the country but do remember the spray planes in my youth. Always knew to gtfo dodge then

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

If you're next symptom is coughing up fur balls, my diagnoses would be you are a cat.

I do identify as a lion on club night

 

[Hossfly]

Actually I've been outdoors where I am EVERY DAY enjoying my garden, deck, dumbass squirrels and rabbits, BBQ.
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Ever try any of Paula Deen's Butt Rub? We ate in her restaurant in Savannah a few times.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Ever try any of Paula Deen's Butt Rub? We ate in her restaurant in Augusta a few times.

Never have. Usually my neighbor gives me plenty of his rub but I ran out yesterday. Fat boy is no slouch. Never tried hers

 

[Arlette]

Well I don't live in the country but do remember the spray planes in my youth. Always knew to gtfo dodge then

Tremendous fumes and gases from windmills. You have stage one windmill cancer. Just like Trump said.

 

[lennypartiv]

Tremendous fumes and gases from windmills. You have stage one windmill cancer. Just like Trump said.

Nonsense. He just needs a neighbor like Mr. Bentley. He'll be good as new in no time.

 

[Arlette]

Nonsense. He just needs a neighbor like Mr. Bentley. He'll be good as new in no time.

He needs the Mildred Ratchet treatment.

 

[braalian]

He needs the Mildred Ratchet treatment.

Hey, she got shit done.

 

[BULLDOG]

You are going through menopause.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Tremendous fumes and gases from windmills. You have stage one windmill cancer. Just like Trump said.

Bro seek help. You need to learn to put aside politics and partisan nonsense sometimes. If that shit defines you I feel sorry for you.

I get that I'm a partisan dick upstairs but when I leave that area I leave that BULLSHIT behind. Try it sometime. Good for the soul. Almost as good as my brontasarus ribs...

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

You are going through menopause.

When do I get the titties to fondle then?

 

[Moonglow]

Maybe your mastoid is packed full of dust from bathroom remodeling leading to acute mastoiditis.

Or sinusitis

 

[Moonglow]

When do I get the titties to fondle then?

In about five years you'll sag so bad you'll have them.