16,000 Diamondbacks Fans Killed On Complimentary Rattlesnake Night

[Jeremy]

16,000 Diamondbacks Fans Killed On Complimentary Rattlesnake Night | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

PHOENIX—The Arizona Diamondbacks organization apologized to fans, their families, and the community at large Thursday after more than 16,000 people attending the previous night's game were killed by the poisonous Western diamondback rattlesnakes given out as part of Complimentary Rattlesnake Night.

 

[Modbert]

What a killer idea.

 

[Jeremy]

What a killer idea.

Should have brought in some Yankee fans. I hear they suck.

 

[Big Black Dog]

This post is killing me....

 

[DiveCon]

the onion

 

[bigrebnc1775]

16,000 Diamondbacks Fans Killed On Complimentary Rattlesnake Night | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

PHOENIX—The Arizona Diamondbacks organization apologized to fans, their families, and the community at large Thursday after more than 16,000 people attending the previous night's game were killed by the poisonous Western diamondback rattlesnakes given out as part of Complimentary Rattlesnake Night.

Shocking..... the diamondbacks had that many fans.

 

[boedicca]

I'm going to nix the Complimentary Shark Night when hockey season starts!

 

[bigrebnc1775]

I'm going to nix the Complimentary Shark Night when hockey season starts!

Speaking of hockey the Carolina hurricanes do their Complimentary hurricane night early in the year even if you don't go to a game they will give you one