400,000 KFC-Bound Chickens Found in Jeremy Corbyn's London Home.

[Mindful]

Jeremy Corbyn is facing calls to stand down today after police discovered more than 400,000 KFC-bound chickens in his house in Islington, London.

According to the Daily Mail, neighbours have reported ‘mass clucking noises’ coming from his home over the last five days,’ and a police raid on Tuesday led to officers finding the birds behind closed doors.

400,000 KFC-bound chickens found in Jeremy Corbyn’s London home

 

[Mindful]

Clucking noises.

It's a disgrace.

Imao

 

[Mindful]

Greg.

I'm tempted to put it you know where- the flounce place.

I can hardly contain myself thinking about it.

 

[JoeB131]

You do realize this is a parody site, right?

 

[Mindful]

You do realize this is a parody site, right?

Yes you're right. I realised it past the point of no return.

How to resolve it? Put it downstairs on the naughty step?

 

[JoeB131]

You do realize this is a parody site, right?

Yes you're right. I realised it past the point of no return.

How to resolve it? Put it downstairs on the naughty step?

Well, you could actually try applying a little logic and common sense that someone couldn't keep 400K chickens at his house.

 

[Mindful]

You do realize this is a parody site, right?

Yes you're right. I realised it past the point of no return.

How to resolve it? Put it downstairs on the naughty step?

Well, you could actually try applying a little logic and common sense that someone couldn't keep 400K chickens at his house.

In England, anything goes.

But thanks for the scolding. Taken on the chin.

And I've asked the mod to put it somewhere else. So as not to offend anyone's sensibilities.

 

[Windparadox]

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The problem with me is that concerning the bloody English, this comedic news is actually something that can be believed.
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[Mindful]

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The problem with me is that concerning the bloody English, this comedic news is actually something that can be believed.
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Yes, you could be right. It's one long comedy show there.