Crepitus
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MTG took a Scooby Doo meme to the house floor and said “this is very real”, but didn’t clarify if it was as real as Jewish Space Lasers.
The Cyber Ninjas (sounds like a team name a 7 year old would pick) confirmed that Joe Biden won even more decisively than they thought. Many heads exploded.
Florida’s new Surgeon General is and antivaxer who’s former colleagues include a “doctor” who claims demons will steal your sperm and an insurrectionist.
Herschel Walker admits hes played russian roulette a half a dozen times. How many of you wanna see that on a resume?
Michael Flynn, disgraced former general and pardoned tRump advisor, accused the CDC of spiking his salad dressing with covid vaccine.
And last but not least, a Michigan lawmaker texted death threats to a colleague, hoping her car would blow up on her way in to the office and telling her he would destroy her life. The culprit, who remains unarrested and has yet to resign, is republican steve Marino.
Did I miss anything?
The Cyber Ninjas (sounds like a team name a 7 year old would pick) confirmed that Joe Biden won even more decisively than they thought. Many heads exploded.
Florida’s new Surgeon General is and antivaxer who’s former colleagues include a “doctor” who claims demons will steal your sperm and an insurrectionist.
Herschel Walker admits hes played russian roulette a half a dozen times. How many of you wanna see that on a resume?
Michael Flynn, disgraced former general and pardoned tRump advisor, accused the CDC of spiking his salad dressing with covid vaccine.
And last but not least, a Michigan lawmaker texted death threats to a colleague, hoping her car would blow up on her way in to the office and telling her he would destroy her life. The culprit, who remains unarrested and has yet to resign, is republican steve Marino.
Did I miss anything?
