A CIA Defector in the bureaucratic Soviet Union

[GLASNOST]

American CIA Agent: "I am a spy and I want to surrender."
- "Whose spy are you?"
American CIA Agent: "I am an American spy."
- "Then you must go to room 5 if you want to surrender."
So he went to room 5 and said: "I am an American spy and I want to surrender."
- "Do you have any firearms?"
American CIA Agent: "Yes, I do."
- "Then you have to go to room 7."
So he went to room 7 and said: "I am an American spy, I want to surrender and I have a weapon."
- "You’re in the wrong place. Go to room 10".
So he went to room 10 and said: "I am an American spy, I want to surrender and I have a weapon."
- "Do you have any spying equipment?"
American CIA Agent: "Yes, I do."
- "Then go to room 20."
So he went to room 20 and said: "I am an American spy, I want to surrender, I have a weapon and spying equipment."
- "Do you have an assignment?"
American CIA Agent: "Yes, I do."
- "So go do it and stop bothering everybody!"

 

[KissMy]

That is Putin's Joke

 

[GLASNOST]

That is Putin's Joke

Yes. Well, it's not "his joke".