A collect call from the Merrimack County Jail

[Andrew36]

My sister asked me if I paid for the hotel

So I hung up and called her back..

You know what I did?

I said...

This is a collect call from the Merrimack County Jail.
Andrew Evans is in jail because he tried to rob the hotel and then wait inside a stolen hotel room for 4 days and nights for the cops to show up.

Lmfao

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

WTF

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

My sister asked me if I paid for the hotel

So I hung up and called her back..

You know what I did?

I said...

This is a collect call from the Merrimack County Jail.
Andrew Evans is in jail because he tried to rob the hotel and then wait inside a stolen hotel room for 4 days and nights for the cops to show up.

Lmfao

This had the potential to be a funny story....but your delivery sucked