Alan Keyes is a voice of sanity. Thank God for Alan Keyes.

[basquebromance]

where would we be without him?

 

[BULLDOG]

where would we be without him?

Keys is Palin without the tits, and Gohmert without the banjo.

 

[The Rabbi]

Alan Keyes lost every race he ever ran. Including losing to Barack Obama.

 

[norwegen]

Everywhere I've ever been so far, I've been there without him.

 

[IsaacNewton]

Alan Keys don't unlock any locks, he found them forgotten in someone's junk drawer.

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

where would we be without him?

I'm just glad he stayed here in Illinois to help rebuild the Republican Party.....oh.....wait, he lied.

What a joke. We'd be in exactly the same place without him.