Antonin Scalia is toast - literally and figuratively

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This is great and very funny


Sam's Morning Glory Diner in Philadelphia, decided to celebrate the Marriage Equality ruling from the Supreme Court. http://www.themorningglorydiner.com So it offered some new menu items, among them were two "The Supreme Court Finally Got t Right" quiches. These special sold out. The diners loved them.

But the diner wasn't so happy with the crankiness of Antonin Scalia. Sam's offered two specials named for him. The diners were at least as happy with these two specials.

Sam's dished up these two:

The "Antonin Scalia Is a Douche Special Scrambled" and the "Antonin Scalia Is a Douche Special Fritata. Two breakfasts are much more easily digested than Scalia's opinions. Both of these items sold out in about two hours and had to be removed from the menu. The diners seemed happy with all of the new choices.

Carol Mickey, the owner said:

Antonin Scalia is toast - literally and figuratively
 
This is great and very funny


Sam's Morning Glory Diner in Philadelphia, decided to celebrate the Marriage Equality ruling from the Supreme Court. http://www.themorningglorydiner.com So it offered some new menu items, among them were two "The Supreme Court Finally Got t Right" quiches. These special sold out. The diners loved them.

But the diner wasn't so happy with the crankiness of Antonin Scalia. Sam's offered two specials named for him. The diners were at least as happy with these two specials.

Sam's dished up these two:

The "Antonin Scalia Is a Douche Special Scrambled" and the "Antonin Scalia Is a Douche Special Fritata. Two breakfasts are much more easily digested than Scalia's opinions. Both of these items sold out in about two hours and had to be removed from the menu. The diners seemed happy with all of the new choices.

Carol Mickey, the owner said:

Antonin Scalia is toast - literally and figuratively

What a bunch of assholes. Gives the perfect definition of a "sore winner"
 
This is great and very funny


Sam's Morning Glory Diner in Philadelphia, decided to celebrate the Marriage Equality ruling from the Supreme Court. http://www.themorningglorydiner.com So it offered some new menu items, among them were two "The Supreme Court Finally Got t Right" quiches. These special sold out. The diners loved them.

But the diner wasn't so happy with the crankiness of Antonin Scalia. Sam's offered two specials named for him. The diners were at least as happy with these two specials.

Sam's dished up these two:

The "Antonin Scalia Is a Douche Special Scrambled" and the "Antonin Scalia Is a Douche Special Fritata. Two breakfasts are much more easily digested than Scalia's opinions. Both of these items sold out in about two hours and had to be removed from the menu. The diners seemed happy with all of the new choices.

Carol Mickey, the owner said:

Antonin Scalia is toast - literally and figuratively

He's "literally" toast? You mean he's a piece of bread, lightly browned on both sides and spread with butter? Is that WITH grape jelly, or without?

Liberal public school educations. :rolleyes-41:
 

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