Apropos of nothing

[daveman]

I should have ordered the chicken Florentine crepes.

 

[Capstone]

Perforated toilet paper makes me feel wasteful.

 

[Derideo_Te]

Toasted the crusty end of the loaf and had sardines on it for breakfast. So that takes care of the fish course for today.

 

[Noomi]

Thinking about lunch...

 

[BDBoop]

Just started my shift, wish me luck. Last night was as busy as any other night, when I thought it would be deader than usual.

 

[Noomi]

My nose is like a tap. I need a plumber.

 

[percysunshine]

Nobody makes appointments anymore. People just stop by and ask for something.

 

[Noomi]

Waiting, waiting, always waiting.

 

[BDBoop]

Turns out that if insane people repeat a lie often enough, I start getting anxious.

 

[Capstone]

The only people who really know whether two heads are better than one are post-op trannies.

 

[Noomi]

Four more days!

 

[BDBoop]

I really wanted an arcade.

 

[BDBoop]

I forgot how badly MichaelK of DListed cracks me up.

"It feels like just yesterday that I was staring at the coupling of Robin Wright and Ben Foster and thinking “Oh, she’ll go back to Sean Penn. Trust.” But what do I know? I can barely read my dentist (“Your hand is in my mouth; dinner Thurdsay night?”)

 

[Derideo_Te]

I once had a garlic steak for breakfast after having driven throughout the night by the light of the moon because the alternator was flaky.

 

[BDBoop]

I have to go back to sleep now.

 

[asaratis]

I was awake last night between 5-7 am and have no idea why.

It was because you were supposed to pee...and go back to sleep.

I am glad my body wakes me up first.

 

[BDBoop]

I still don't know how I feel about having Saturday and Monday off. Friday and Sunday are very slow, so I guess it's kind of okay.