Ask a Stupid Question...

[5stringJeff]

A: Because they aren't heavy enought to carry body armor!



Q: What's black and white and red all over?

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by Johnney
Q: why are worms slimy

A: Because they are born from the same genes as most democrats :

Q: Why do dogs like to eat cat crap?

 

[Johnney]

Originally posted by jimnyc
A: Because they are born from the same genes as most democrats :

Q: Why do dogs like to eat cat crap?

A: because they have the same tastes as a democrat
Q: how big is the universe?

 

[Jmarie]

Originally posted by Johnney
A: because they have the same tastes as a democrat
Q: how big is the universe?

A. Big like an asshole

Q. Why ask dumb question?

 

[Johnney]

Originally posted by Jmarie
A. Big like an asshole

Q. Why ask dumb question?

A: so you could feel smart
Q: is this heaven?

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by Johnney
Q: is this heaven?

A: Yes, welcome my son

Q: What was first, the chicken or the egg?

 

[Johnney]

Originally posted by jimnyc
A: Yes, welcome my son

Q: What was first, the chicken or the egg?

A: both
Q: why do sheep look sexy?

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by Johnney
Q: why do sheep look sexy?

A: Because you've looked at too many of Sandy's fatties

Q: Why do these girls live to torture us?

 

[Johnney]

Originally posted by jimnyc
A: Because you've looked at too many of Sandy's fatties

Q: Why do these girls live to torture us?

A: they are masochist
Q: why do we still lok even though we know whats coming?

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by Johnney
Q: why do we still lok even though we know whats coming?

A: We are men, we hold eternal hope of a good looking naked woman

Q: Why must people do 75mph to get into the left lane and then slow down to 40?

 

[Johnney]

Originally posted by jimnyc
A: We are men, we hold eternal hope of a good looking naked woman

Q: Why must people do 75mph to get into the left lane and then slow down to 40?

A: to get on your nerves
Q: why must i get behind the one person doing the speed limit for everyone?

 

[Joz]

Originally posted by Johnney
A: to get on your nerves
Q: why must i get behind the one person doing the speed limit for everyone?

A. These people are 'the keepers of the speed'.


Q. Just because I'm paranoid, does that mean eveybody's not out to get me?

 

[Aquarian]

Originally posted by Joz
A. These people are 'the keepers of the speed'.


Q. Just because I'm paranoid, does that mean eveybody's not out to get me?

A. No, but you didn't hear that from me... we never met...

Q. What's the difference between an orange?

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by Aquarian
Q. What's the difference between an orange?

A: No clue

Q: Did you forget a portion of your question? :

 

[lilcountriegal]

A: No clue

Q. Did you forget a portion of your question?

A. Nope. Its complete, you're just reading it wrong.

Q. Do the voices talk to you, too?

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by lilcountriegal
Q. Do the voices talk to you, too?

A: Of course they do!

Q: Why do fools fall in love?

 

[lilcountriegal]

A: Of course they do!

Q: Why do fools fall in love?

A. Because they're fools.

Q. Why arent there any size B batteries?

 

[Johnney]

Originally posted by lilcountriegal
A. Because they're fools.

Q. Why arent there any size B batteries?

A: becasue my grades arent that good
Q: why is cold cold

 

[Aquarian]

Originally posted by Johnney
A: becasue my grades arent that good
Q: why is cold cold

A: 'cause it's not hot

Q: to be or not to be?

 

[lilcountriegal]

A: 'cause it's not hot

Q: to be or not to be?

A. It depends if THAT'S the question.

Q. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?