Attention Democrats: Please help us end this notion about "stolen elections" once and for all 😺

[JGalt]

Are you tired of hearing so many Republicans tell you "The 2020 election was stolen"?

Does it grate on your nerves, give you indigestion, raise your blood pressure, give you a case of hemorrhoids, or otherwise disrupt your day?

Well you can help do your part to end that notion for good. In spite of what you believe, we Republicans are kind, gentle, magnanimous folks. The title of this post even has a smiling kitty in it. You like cats, don't you? If the truth be known, it actually pains us to see you Democrats so distressed the way you've been the last couple years. So here's all you have to do:

Sit this election out. Stay at home. Don't bother voting.

Just think: When you lose bigly during these upcoming midterms, you'll have the distinct pleasure of proclaiming "We told you there was no election fraud ha ha".

But if you'd rather prefer go on another two years hearing us gripe about how "Elections were stolen", just go to the polls and vote on November 9th. We promise we won't hold it against you.

 

[lg325]

Has anyone explained the Virginia vote where the big screen said Trump was way ahead but the news commentator declared Biden the winner?

 

[Donald H]

Are you tired of hearing so many Republicans tell you "The 2020 election was stolen"?

Does it grate on your nerves, give you indigestion, raise your blood pressure, give you a case of hemorrhoids, or otherwise disrupt your day?

Well you can help do your part to end that notion for good. In spite of what you believe, we Republicans are kind, gentle, magnanimous folks. The title of this post even has a smiling kitty in it. You like cats, don't you? If the truth be known, it actually pains us to see you Democrats so distressed the way you've been the last couple years. So here's all you have to do:

Sit this election out. Stay at home. Don't bother voting.

Just think: When you lose bigly during these upcoming midterms, you'll have the distinct pleasure of proclaiming "We told you there was no election fraud ha ha".

But if you'd rather prefer go on another two years hearing us gripe about how "Elections were stolen", just go to the polls and vote on November 9th. We promise we won't hold it against you.

Violence against dissenting Dem supporters will spike in America very soon following the dem party's convincing loss.
This will be mostly ignored by police in the southern states.

But the dissenting voices won't be heard for long, as they find it risky to be in opposition to the huge trend of accepting fascism. The Republican party should expect a quick rise in popularity that will grow to be 90% or more of the American people within less than a year following the election.

 

[johngaltshrugged]

Has anyone explained the Virginia vote where the big screen said Trump was way ahead but the news commentator declared Biden the winner?

They haven't "explained" any of the massive fraud we all saw in plain sight.
No explanations for:
-the after-hours ballot drops,
-the obstruction from scrutiny by poll watchers,
-the same ratios repeatedly after the ballot drops,
-the stuffing of the boxes,
-the ballot harvesting from invalids & nursing homes,
-the ballots in the USPS mail trucks across state lines,
-the same exact machine markings on batches,
-the non-folded mail-in ballots,
-the regular paper printed ballots,
-the shutting down of counting,
-the 18 of 19 bellwether counties going for DT,
-how Joe got 81 mill votes while winning about 1/2 the counties of Obama,
-the sharpies,
-the adjudication rates,
-the switching of votes on news screens,
-the fractional votes on news screens,
-the internet connections

This is only a partial list & they pretend none of it exists

 

[dudmuck]

They haven't "explained" any of the massive fraud we all saw in plain sight.
No explanations for:
-the after-hours ballot drops,
-the obstruction from scrutiny by poll watchers,
-the same ratios repeatedly after the ballot drops,
-the stuffing of the boxes,
-the ballot harvesting from invalids & nursing homes,
-the ballots in the USPS mail trucks across state lines,
-the same exact machine markings on batches,
-the non-folded mail-in ballots,
-the regular paper printed ballots,
-the shutting down of counting,
-the 18 of 19 bellwether counties going for DT,
-how Joe got 81 mill votes while winning about 1/2 the counties of Obama,
-the sharpies,
-the adjudication rates,
-the switching of votes on news screens,
-the fractional votes on news screens,
-the internet connections

This is only a partial list & they pretend none of it exists

 

[Pappadave1]

 

[Pappadave1]

There were never any "fake electors." Each party has a slate of electors, even the Libertarian, Constitutional and Communist Parties, just in case their guy wins.

 

[Donald H]

There were never any "fake electors." Each party has a slate of electors, even the Libertarian, Constitutional and Communist Parties, just in case their guy wins.

The system is in danger of breaking down into anarchy and bloodshed.

It appears that a military junta is the only way to restore any peace and stability following the election.

 

[dudmuck]

There were never any "fake electors." Each party has a slate of electors, even the Libertarian, Constitutional and Communist Parties, just in case their guy wins.

there were fake certificates of ascertainment, which means fake electors.

 

[Pappadave1]

there were fake certificates of ascertainment, which means fake electors.

Your story is full of holes. First of all, Electors are NOT "selected by voters." They are selected by State Legislatures according to how those legislatures choose. They could just as easily pick names from a local phonebook.

 

[dudmuck]

Your story is full of holes. First of all, Electors are NOT "selected by voters." They are selected by State Legislatures according to how those legislatures choose. They could just as easily pick names from a local phonebook.

correct. The state legislatures create a certificate of ascertainment for each electoral vote. But in 2020, John Eastman & Ken Chesboro created a fake elector plot with fake certificates.

 

[petro]

Violence against dissenting Dem supporters will spike in America very soon following the dem party's convincing loss.
This will be mostly ignored by police in the southern states.

But the dissenting voices won't be heard for long, as they find it risky to be in opposition to the huge trend of accepting fascism. The Republican party should expect a quick rise in popularity that will grow to be 90% or more of the American people within less than a year following the election.

Nice work of fiction there.


Reality.
Everyone goes about their business and normal lives while continuing to get screwed regardless of who wins...after all, The Masked Singer is on.

 

[Foxfyre]

Are you tired of hearing so many Republicans tell you "The 2020 election was stolen"?

Does it grate on your nerves, give you indigestion, raise your blood pressure, give you a case of hemorrhoids, or otherwise disrupt your day?

Well you can help do your part to end that notion for good. In spite of what you believe, we Republicans are kind, gentle, magnanimous folks. The title of this post even has a smiling kitty in it. You like cats, don't you? If the truth be known, it actually pains us to see you Democrats so distressed the way you've been the last couple years. So here's all you have to do:

Sit this election out. Stay at home. Don't bother voting.

Just think: When you lose bigly during these upcoming midterms, you'll have the distinct pleasure of proclaiming "We told you there was no election fraud ha ha".

But if you'd rather prefer go on another two years hearing us gripe about how "Elections were stolen", just go to the polls and vote on November 9th. We promise we won't hold it against you.