Zone1 Belief in God drops to 81 percent

[Redfish]

Oh no!

Whatever will I do, now that a stranger on a message board has had a baby hissy fit?

Disconcerting!

you are a joke, thanks for confirming

 

[ding]

you are a joke, thanks for confirming

There's a lot of animosity here towards religion. It's sad.

 

[rightwinger]

Not looking good for God

His believers are down ten percent.
Maybe if he could perform a miracle for us

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Not looking good for God

His believers are down ten percent.
Maybe if he could perform a miracle for us

Seriously, he has been pretty lazy these last 2000 years.

 

[Meriweather]

Maybe if he could perform a miracle for us

What miracle would everyone accept?

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

What miracle would everyone accept?

That's a great question, actually.

Part a sea, maybe?

 

[Hollie]

What miracle would everyone accept?

Matthew, Mark, John, Paul, George and Ringo "when hell freezes over" reunion tour.

 

[rightwinger]

What miracle would everyone accept?

He hasn’t had a decent miracle in thousands of years

I don’t want another Great Flood but maybe parting the Red Sea, ending world hunger or if he could get Democrats and Republicans to get along would be enough of a miracle

 

[Meriweather]

maybe parting the Red Sea

Wouldn't work. People would still say it was a natural phenomenon.

 

[Meriweather]

ending world hunger

That is our job. So let's hop to it.

 

[Meriweather]

or if he could get Democrats and Republicans to get along would be enough of a miracle

Again, that is our job. We even have instructions on how to get along.

 

[rightwinger]

Seriously, he has been pretty lazy these last 2000 years.

He used to do miracle after miracle
Now, he does nothing

A reason why fewer are believing in him

If he came down today, I would have a beer with him

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

He used to do miracle after miracle
Now, he does nothing

A reason why fewer are believing in him

If he came down today, I would have a beer with him

Eek, better not. Look at what happened to all the others who met him...

 

[Meriweather]

Now, he does nothing

Do you discount personal miracles?

 

[Meriweather]

If he came down today, I would have a beer with him

Hmm. I was under the impression you want nothing to do with Him?

 

[rightwinger]

Hmm. I was under the impression you want nothing to do with Him?

Why would you say that?

I would even buy the first round. Are you saying God would not have a beer with me?

 

[Hollie]

Why would you say that?

I would even buy the first round. Are you saying God would not have a beer with me?

Beer would be good. Wine and crackers... not so much.

 

[Meriweather]

I would even buy the first round. Are you saying God would not have a beer with me?

Your expectation is that God would show up in human form? If so, how would you know He prefers beer over coffee? Wouldn't it be necessary to talk to Him? Who would speak first--you or God?

Psst! Yes, I am having fun, but I am also being serious. (A case of being able to walk and chew gum at the same time. )

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Your expectation is that God would show up in human form?

*literally the entire basis of your religion

 

[rightwinger]

Your expectation is that God would show up in human form? If so, how would you know He prefers beer over coffee?

What other form would a God take? We are made in his image, he looks just like us

If God chose Coffee over Beer, I would know he is not the true God