Beware The GAY AGENDA!

[Howey]

We hear about it all the time...

 

[Toro]

 

[Zoom-boing]

This thread is gay.

 

[RosieS]

The Homosexual Agenda

8:00 a.m. Wake up. Wonder where you are.

8:01 a.m. Realize you are lying on 100 percent cotton sheets of at least a 300 count, so don't panic; you're not slumming.

8:02 a.m. Realize you are actually in your own bed for a change. Wake stranger next to you and tell them you are late for work so won't be able to cook breakfast for them. Mutter "sorry" as you help him look for his far-flung underwear. You find out that you tore his boxers while ripping them off him last night, so you "loan" him a pair of boxer-briefs, but not the new ones because you never intend to see him again.

8:05 a.m. Tell the stranger, whose name eludes you, "It was fun. I'll give you a call," as you usher him out the door, avoiding his egregious morning-breath.

8:06 a.m. Crumple and dispose of the piece of paper with his telephone number on it when you get to the kitchen.

8:07 a.m. Make a high protein breakfast while watching the Today show. Wonder if the stories you've heard about Matt Lauer are true. Decide they must be.

8:30 a.m. Italian or domestic? Decide to go with three-button Italian and the only shirt that is clean.

8:45 a.m. Climb into red Z4 and try not to look too much like Barbie driving one of her accessories as you pull out of your underground parking. Revos or Armanis? Go with Revos.

9:35 a.m. Stroll into office.

9:36 a.m. Close door to office and call best friend and laugh about the guy who spent the night at your condo. Point out something annoying about best friend's boyfriend but quickly add "It doesn't matter what everyone else thinks, just as long as you love him."

10:15 a.m. Leave office, telling your secretary you are "meeting with a client." Pretend not to notice her insubordinate roll of her eyes (or the cloying "poem" she has tacked to her cubicle wall).

10:30 a.m. Hair appointment for lowlights and cut. Purchase of Aveda anti-humectant pomade.

11:30 a.m. Run into personal trainer at gym. Pester him about getting you Human Growth Hormone. Spend 30 minutes talking to friends on your cell phone while using Hammer Strength machines, preparing a mental-matrix of which circuit parties everyone is going to and which are now passe.

12:00pm Tan. Schedule back-waxing in time for Saturday party where you know you will end up shirtless.

12:30 p.m. Pay trainer for anabolic steroids and schedule a workout. Shower, taking ten minutes to knot your tie while you check-out your best friend's boyfriend undress with the calculation of someone used to wearing a t-back and having dollars stuffed in their crotch.

1:00 p.m. Meet someone for whom you only know his waist, chest and penis size from AOL M4M chat for lunch at a hot, new restaurant. Because the maître d' recognizes you from a gay bar, you are whisked past the Christian heterosexual couples who have been waiting patiently for a table since 12:30.

2:30 p.m. "Dessert at your place." Find out, once again, people lie on AOL.

3:33 p.m. Assume complete control of the U.S., state, and local governments (in addition to other nations' governments); destroy all healthy Christian marriages; recruit all children grades Kindergarten through 12 into your amoral, filthy lifestyle; secure complete control of the media, starting with sitcoms; molest innocent children; give AIDS to as many people as you can; host a pornographic "art" exhibit at your local art museum; and turn people away from Jesus, causing them to burn forever in Hell.

4:10 p.m. Time permitting, bring about the general decline of Western Civilization and look like you are having way too much fun doing it.

4:30 p.m. Take a disco-nap to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest and being so terribly witty.

6:00 p.m. Open a fabulous new bottle of Malbec.

6:47 P.M. Bake Ketamine for weekend. Test recipe.

7:00 P.M. Go to Abercrombie & Fitch and announce in a loud voice, "Over!"

7:40 P.M. Stop looking at the photographic displays at Abercrombie & Fitch and go to a cool store to begin shopping.

8:30 p.m. Light dinner with catty homosexual friends at a restaurant you will be "over" by the time it gets its first review in the local paper.

10:30 p.m. Cocktails at a debauched gay bar, trying to avoid alcoholic queens who can't navigate a crowd with a lit cigarette in one hand and a Stoli in a cheap plastic cup in the other. Make audible remark about how "trashy" people who still think smoking is acceptable are.

12:00 a.m. "Nightcap at your place." Find out that people lie in bars, too.

Regards from Rosie

 

[Silhouette]

Yes, the Gay Agenda:

You forgot on the list of cutesy "see, we aren't harmful" the mandate in California for kids in school each May to worship Harvey Milk, messiah of the LGBT church. ie, the mandate for children to celebrate the sexual-political achievements of a man who sodomized teen homeless boys on drugs.

Make sure you include ALL of the Agenda and not just the cutesy parts. There is nothing innocent about forcing children to admire a child sex predator.

Don't even get me started on how the Agenda also includes as a matter of law also, forbidding a minor from accessing therapy to throw off unwanted homophilia gotten by having been molested by a same gendered perp...you know, until 18 when the compulsive behavior hopelessly ingrained.

Ah yes, the Gay Agenda. The good, the bad and the ugly...

 

[namvet]

I remember back in the early 80's when they died by the thousands

 

[RosieS]

Yes, the Gay Agenda:

You forgot on the list of cutesy "see, we aren't harmful" the mandate in California for kids in school each May to worship Harvey Milk, messiah of the LGBT church. ie, the mandate for children to celebrate the sexual-political achievements of a man who sodomized teen homeless boys on drugs.

Make sure you include ALL of the Agenda and not just the cutesy parts. There is nothing innocent about forcing children to admire a child sex predator.

Don't even get me started on how the Agenda also includes as a matter of law also, forbidding a minor from accessing therapy to throw off unwanted homophilia gotten by having been molested by a same gendered perp...you know, until 18 when the compulsive behavior hopelessly ingrained.

Ah yes, the Gay Agenda. The good, the bad and the ugly...

Ignorance gets you nowhere:

The Reparative Therapy Controversy | The Oz Blog

The only thing reparative therapy has ever done is put nice girly clothes deep into the back of Marcus Bachmann' s closet....way deep where he lives.

Regards from Rosie

 

[Howey]

Yes, the Gay Agenda:

You forgot on the list of cutesy "see, we aren't harmful" the mandate in California for kids in school each May to worship Harvey Milk, messiah of the LGBT church. ie, the mandate for children to celebrate the sexual-political achievements of a man who sodomized teen homeless boys on drugs.

Make sure you include ALL of the Agenda and not just the cutesy parts. There is nothing innocent about forcing children to admire a child sex predator.

Don't even get me started on how the Agenda also includes as a matter of law also, forbidding a minor from accessing therapy to throw off unwanted homophilia gotten by having been molested by a same gendered perp...you know, until 18 when the compulsive behavior hopelessly ingrained.

Ah yes, the Gay Agenda. The good, the bad and the ugly...

Is it true you sucked Harvey's dick?

 

[Noomi]

Strange, that gay people can be just like straight people, but straight people act like they are somehow dangerous. Weird.

 

[TheOldSchool]

The gays want to take your babies and make them face Mecca 5 times a day. Careful guys if we give them an inch there will literally be al qaeda trained mexicans at your door trying to give your house to a black person

 

[jknowgood]

Yes, the Gay Agenda:

You forgot on the list of cutesy "see, we aren't harmful" the mandate in California for kids in school each May to worship Harvey Milk, messiah of the LGBT church. ie, the mandate for children to celebrate the sexual-political achievements of a man who sodomized teen homeless boys on drugs.

Make sure you include ALL of the Agenda and not just the cutesy parts. There is nothing innocent about forcing children to admire a child sex predator.

Don't even get me started on how the Agenda also includes as a matter of law also, forbidding a minor from accessing therapy to throw off unwanted homophilia gotten by having been molested by a same gendered perp...you know, until 18 when the compulsive behavior hopelessly ingrained.

Ah yes, the Gay Agenda. The good, the bad and the ugly...

Is it true you sucked Harvey's dick?

Your wishful thinking?

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

We hear about it all the time...

Yes, the ‘gay agenda,’ one of many conservative myths, such as the ‘liberal media,’ America is a ‘Christian country,’ and the Second Amendment is ‘unlimited.’

 

[GreenBean]

We hear about it all the time...


!

We shall sodomize your sons, emblems of your feeble masculinity, of your shallow dreams and vulgar lies. We shall seduce them in your schools, in your dormitories, in your gymnasiums, in your locker rooms, in your sports arenas, in your seminaries, in your youth groups, in your movie theater bathrooms, in your army bunkhouses, in your truck stops, in your all male clubs, in your houses of Congress, wherever men are with men together. Your sons shall become our minions and do our bidding. They will be recast in our image. They will come to crave and adore us...

The family unit-spawning ground of lies, betrayals, mediocrity, hypocrisy and violence--will be abolished. The family unit, which only dampens imagination and curbs free will, must be eliminated. ...


"We shall rewrite history, history filled and debased with your heterosexual lies and distortions. We shall portray the homosexuality of the great leaders and thinkers who have shaped the world.

Tremble, hetero swine, when we appear before you without our masks.

Gay Community News, Feb. 15-21, 1987

Homosexual activists claim they only seek acceptance and tolerance from mainstream society, but as per Marshall Kirk, a prophet of the Gay Agenda - "In the early states of any campaign to reach straight America, the masses should not be shocked and repelled by premature exposure to homosexual behavior itself. Instead, the imagery of sex should be downplayed and gay rights should be reduced to an abstract social question as much as possible. First let the camel get his nose inside the tent -- and only later his unsightly derriere! "

[Kirk] further attempts to justify gay activists use of unscrupulous tactics , mass deceit, brainwashing, lying and malicious slander, blackmail, intimidation and violence.

"All sexual morality should be abolished" (pages 64 to 67)

Homosexual agenda can succeed by "jamming" and "confusing" adversaries, so as to block or counteract the "rewarding of prejudice" (page 153);

All opposing disagreements to homosexual behavior is rooted in "Homophobia, Homohatred, and Prejudice" (page 112)

A media campaign should portray only the most favorable side of gays (page 170);

Discourage anti-gay harassment by linking and calling all those that have opposing opinions to latent homosexuality (i.e., call people homophobic) (page 227)

It is acceptable to call people "Homophobic" or "Haters" if they do not agree 100% with the gay agenda views, opinions, or behavior. (page 23)

Gay and Lesbian Media influences

Yes Indeed

 

[TheOldSchool]

We hear about it all the time...


!

We shall sodomize your sons, emblems of your feeble masculinity, of your shallow dreams and vulgar lies. We shall seduce them in your schools, in your dormitories, in your gymnasiums, in your locker rooms, in your sports arenas, in your seminaries, in your youth groups, in your movie theater bathrooms, in your army bunkhouses, in your truck stops, in your all male clubs, in your houses of Congress, wherever men are with men together. Your sons shall become our minions and do our bidding. They will be recast in our image. They will come to crave and adore us...

The family unit-spawning ground of lies, betrayals, mediocrity, hypocrisy and violence--will be abolished. The family unit, which only dampens imagination and curbs free will, must be eliminated. ...


"We shall rewrite history, history filled and debased with your heterosexual lies and distortions. We shall portray the homosexuality of the great leaders and thinkers who have shaped the world.

Tremble, hetero swine, when we appear before you without our masks.

Gay Community News, Feb. 15-21, 1987

Homosexual activists claim they only seek acceptance and tolerance from mainstream society, but as per Marshall Kirk, a prophet of the Gay Agenda - "In the early states of any campaign to reach straight America, the masses should not be shocked and repelled by premature exposure to homosexual behavior itself. Instead, the imagery of sex should be downplayed and gay rights should be reduced to an abstract social question as much as possible. First let the camel get his nose inside the tent -- and only later his unsightly derriere! "

[Kirk] further attempts to justify gay activists use of unscrupulous tactics , mass deceit, brainwashing, lying and malicious slander, blackmail, intimidation and violence.

"All sexual morality should be abolished" (pages 64 to 67)

Homosexual agenda can succeed by "jamming" and "confusing" adversaries, so as to block or counteract the "rewarding of prejudice" (page 153);

All opposing disagreements to homosexual behavior is rooted in "Homophobia, Homohatred, and Prejudice" (page 112)

A media campaign should portray only the most favorable side of gays (page 170);

Discourage anti-gay harassment by linking and calling all those that have opposing opinions to latent homosexuality (i.e., call people homophobic) (page 227)

It is acceptable to call people "Homophobic" or "Haters" if they do not agree 100% with the gay agenda views, opinions, or behavior. (page 23)

Gay and Lesbian Media influences

Yes Indeed

^ This man is a prophet! Godspeed fellow warrior! Let us expooooose the gays fore they raze our land to the bone!!!

 

[alan1]

Does that pie chart depict red (not homosexual) and green (homosexual) as a representation of the population? Looks pretty close to me.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Does that pie chart depict red (not homosexual) and green (homosexual) as a representation of the population? Looks pretty close to me.

Don't be foold by their disguises! A homo walks the street in garb hardly differnt form you an me

 

[alan1]

Does that pie chart depict red (not homosexual) and green (homosexual) as a representation of the population? Looks pretty close to me.

Don't be foold by their disguises! A homo walks the street in garb hardly differnt form you an me

Good thing I don't associate with streetwalkers.

 

[GreenBean]

Does that pie chart depict red (not homosexual) and green (homosexual) as a representation of the population? Looks pretty close to me.

Homos comprise 3 to 5% of the Population - so it's fairly accurate

Homos are responsible for one-third of the molestation offenses against children

In The Gay Report, homosexual researchers report data showing that better than 7 out of 10 homosexuals surveyed had at some time had sex with boys.

This 3 - 5% of the population accounted for almost 80% of new HIV infections [2010] .

The statistics in all areas of negativity are mind blowing.

 

[GreenBean]

Does that pie chart depict red (not homosexual) and green (homosexual) as a representation of the population? Looks pretty close to me.

Don't be foold by their disguises! A homo walks the street in garb hardly differnt form you an me

Tremble, hetero swine, when we appear before you without our masks.
http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/pwh/swift1.asp

 

[TheOldSchool]

Does that pie chart depict red (not homosexual) and green (homosexual) as a representation of the population? Looks pretty close to me.

Homos comprise 3 to 5% of the Population - so it's fairly accurate

Homos are responsible for one-third of the molestation offenses against children

In The Gay Report, homosexual researchers report data showing that better than 7 out of 10 homosexuals surveyed had at some time had sex with boys.

This 3 - 5% of the population accounted for almost 80% of new HIV infections [2010] .

The statistics in all areas of negativity are mind blowing.

The hate is swelling in you now. Let the hate flow through you.