Black School Principal To Parents: Arm Your Kids With Canned Goods To Thwart School Shootings

[depotoo]

I can see this back firing. The first fight between students using them will be all it takes.

By the way, are they to keep one in hand at all times, or will the teacher pass them out when the need arises?

 

[JFK_USA]

How about arming your kids with machine guns? Teach them to all fire the machine gun when some other asshole opens fire on them.

Yeah because school shootings are so frequent that giving immature children automatic weapons in school is never going to be used in a fight or against other schoolchildren.

 

[Geaux4it]

I can see this back firing. The first fight between students using them will be all it takes.

By the way, are they to keep one in hand at all times, or will the teacher pass them out when the need arises?

In case of shooter, break glass

I picture more dead fat kids.

They will be throwing down the canned goods while wiping boogers under the desk

-Geaux