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Brigitte Bardot: Eagles (NFL) Decision

Abishai100

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French actress Brigitte Bardot is known for her humanism-sensitization films, so why not pair her with the gritty-scrappy underdog NFL team the Philadelphia Eagles who have to tackle the seemingly-indomitable New England Patriots today in Super Bowl 52 [2018]?

Bardot was yesteryear's Christie Brinkley, and since media/fashion is the hallmark of modern etiquette, we can see why a Bardot campaign with modern sports merchandising could reflect the new age social demand for 'sports-media etiquette profitability' themed films such as Jerry Maguire.



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American celebrity Tom Cruise came up with a brilliant media-marketing campaign after completing his sports-media culture parable film Jerry Maguire. Cruise wanted to pair vintage and specially-made Philadelphia Eagles (NFL) helmets with vintage-classic modelling and cinema photos of French actress/celebrity Brigitte Bardot (her black-and-whites from when she was a young woman). Cruise was a sports-fan and believed a New Millennium underdog team would rise to prominence.

Cruise was correct to guess such things, since the Eagles became the Underdog Team of the New Millennium (having reached a whopping 6 NFC Championship games between 2000-2018 but winning only two). The New England Patriots, meanwhile, became the Super Bowl Team of the New Millennium (having reached a whopping 8 Super Bowls since 2000 and winning a whopping 5 of them!). Cruise was still using vintage Bardot black-and-whites paired with authentic craftsmanship-quality Philadelphia Eagles helmets (for Sports Illustrated).

Of course, it was Cruise's media-agent who was doing the actual selection and coordination-choreography work. Cruise was merely 'inspecting' and 'analyzing' from a bird's eye view. Cruise was impressed at the modern age 'interplay' between sports-marketing and fashion-waves. Many celebrities were suddenly interested in sports and professional sports teams such as the Los Angeles Lakers, Chicago Cubs, Philadelphia Flyers, and Toronto Maple Leafs. Cruise was sure that Bardot would be canonized as the official 'Eagles calendar-girl.'

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Sports will change religion...


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As the Underdog Team of the New Millennium (Philadelphia Eagles) took on the Super Bowl Team of the New Millennium (New England Patriots), Christian zealots were concerned that vigilance-extremes in media sports-fanfare in the year of this underdog-favorite Super Bowl 52 (USA), Winter Olympics (South Korea), and World Cup Soccer (Russia) would engender anti-Western terrorism. Perhaps groups such as ISIS would once again to precocious (and ominous) social prominence. Christian zealots didn't want overly-enthusiastic Eagles fans to storm the field (if the Eagles somehow managed to win!) with Christian paraphernalia and create religion-oriented anarchy in the media. Fortunately, Janet Jackson's special Halftime Show (with her vintage 1980s cassette-player with green Eagles logo-sticker posted on it) lifted spirits and thwarted away any form of anti-social sentiment on Super Bowl Sunday which would disrupt the otherwise general media cotton candy euphoria.

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