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You're the one that got drunk at the Christmas party on wannabe fancy Canadian wiskey and showed off your I-phone "Dream Machine" to the kids....the rich kids laughed at you, then you called them internet tough guys, until they punched you in the nose.
I didn't think the OP could be any more lame. You have proven me wrong.
If you're going to continuously lament that you have to "break down" analogies to grade-school level, then perhaps you'd better learn to spell at a grade-school level. What exactly is "wisky"? A cat's name?
You're the one that got drunk at the Christmas party on wannabe fancy Canadian wiskey and showed off your I-phone "Dream Machine" to the kids....the rich kids laughed at you, then you called them internet tough guys, until they punched you in the nose.
If you're going to continuously lament that you have to "break down" analogies to grade-school level, then perhaps you'd better learn to spell at a grade-school level. What exactly is "wisky"? A cat's name?
The Professor on Misspelling:
I don't care if it's to or too.
Or even fair or fare;
Or or, or o're, or ore or oar;
Or there or their or they're!
So speak, or write whatever words
Your earnest mind doth tell it.
My ability to read your words
Exceeds your ability to spell it.
And if you say they took there stuff
And their not coming back again,
I know you mean they took their stuff
And they're gone for good, amen.
There's so much strife in this short life
Sometimes it's overwhelming,
So I don't give a damn about
Such trite things as misspelling.
To those who wish to criticize
I can't, I shan't eschew it.
I know you cannot help yourself
So, just do it, dew it, due it.
Actually, many people misspell not because they are uneducated but rather because they are superior readers. I read at over 3,000 words per minute (about 10 times the normal rate) and scan at about 10,000. Reading at such speed does not give one time to dissect each word for proper spelling. If the spelling is reasonably close, the context immediately tells me what the word should be. Frankly, I misspell many words which I do not catch upon proofreading; however, I put the letters MBA and JD after my name and I received these degrees with honors. If it were not for spellchecker, you might think me rather ignorant and you would be sorely mistaken.
Now, have a shot of wisky and relax!
You're the one that got drunk at the Christmas party on wannabe fancy Canadian wiskey and showed off your I-phone "Dream Machine" to the kids....the rich kids laughed at you, then you called them internet tough guys, until they punched you in the nose.
If you're going to continuously lament that you have to "break down" analogies to grade-school level, then perhaps you'd better learn to spell at a grade-school level. What exactly is "wisky"? A cat's name?
The Professor on Misspelling:
I don't care if it's to or too.
Or even fair or fare;
Or or, or o're, or ore or oar;
Or there or their or they're!
So speak, or write whatever words
Your earnest mind doth tell it.
My ability to read your words
Exceeds your ability to spell it.
And if you say “they took there stuff
And their not coming back again,”
I know you mean they took their stuff
And they're gone for good, amen.
There's so much strife in this short life
Sometimes it's overwhelming,
So I don't give a damn about
Such trite things as misspelling.
To those who wish to criticize
I can't, I shan't eschew it.
I know you cannot help yourself
So, just do it, dew it, due it.
Actually, many people misspell not because they are uneducated but rather because they are superior readers. I read at over 3,000 words per minute (about 10 times the normal rate) and scan at about 10,000. Reading at such speed does not give one time to dissect each word for proper spelling. If the spelling is reasonably close, the context immediately tells me what the word should be. Frankly, I misspell many words which I do not catch upon proofreading; however, I put the letters MBA and JD after my name and I received these degrees with honors. If it were not for spellchecker, you might think me rather ignorant and you would be sorely mistaken.
Now, have a shot of wisky and relax!
If you're going to continuously lament that you have to "break down" analogies to grade-school level, then perhaps you'd better learn to spell at a grade-school level. What exactly is "wisky"? A cat's name?
The Professor on Misspelling:
I don't care if it's to or too.
Or even fair or fare;
Or or, or o're, or ore or oar;
Or there or their or they're!
So speak, or write whatever words
Your earnest mind doth tell it.
My ability to read your words
Exceeds your ability to spell it.
And if you say they took there stuff
And their not coming back again,
I know you mean they took their stuff
And they're gone for good, amen.
There's so much strife in this short life
Sometimes it's overwhelming,
So I don't give a damn about
Such trite things as misspelling.
To those who wish to criticize
I can't, I shan't eschew it.
I know you cannot help yourself
So, just do it, dew it, due it.
Actually, many people misspell not because they are uneducated but rather because they are superior readers. I read at over 3,000 words per minute (about 10 times the normal rate) and scan at about 10,000. Reading at such speed does not give one time to dissect each word for proper spelling. If the spelling is reasonably close, the context immediately tells me what the word should be. Frankly, I misspell many words which I do not catch upon proofreading; however, I put the letters MBA and JD after my name and I received these degrees with honors. If it were not for spellchecker, you might think me rather ignorant and you would be sorely mistaken.
Now, have a shot of wisky and relax!
3,000 words per minute................
If you're going to continuously lament that you have to "break down" analogies to grade-school level, then perhaps you'd better learn to spell at a grade-school level. What exactly is "wisky"? A cat's name?
The Professor on Misspelling:
I don't care if it's to or too.
Or even fair or fare;
Or or, or o're, or ore or oar;
Or there or their or they're!
So speak, or write whatever words
Your earnest mind doth tell it.
My ability to read your words
Exceeds your ability to spell it.
And if you say they took there stuff
And their not coming back again,
I know you mean they took their stuff
And they're gone for good, amen.
There's so much strife in this short life
Sometimes it's overwhelming,
So I don't give a damn about
Such trite things as misspelling.
To those who wish to criticize
I can't, I shan't eschew it.
I know you cannot help yourself
So, just do it, dew it, due it.
Actually, many people misspell not because they are uneducated but rather because they are superior readers. I read at over 3,000 words per minute (about 10 times the normal rate) and scan at about 10,000. Reading at such speed does not give one time to dissect each word for proper spelling. If the spelling is reasonably close, the context immediately tells me what the word should be. Frankly, I misspell many words which I do not catch upon proofreading; however, I put the letters MBA and JD after my name and I received these degrees with honors. If it were not for spellchecker, you might think me rather ignorant and you would be sorely mistaken.
Now, have a shot of wisky and relax!
3,000 words per minute................
If you're going to continuously lament that you have to "break down" analogies to grade-school level, then perhaps you'd better learn to spell at a grade-school level. What exactly is "wisky"? A cat's name?
The Professor on Misspelling:
I don't care if it's to or too.
Or even fair or fare;
Or or, or o're, or ore or oar;
Or there or their or they're!
So speak, or write whatever words
Your earnest mind doth tell it.
My ability to read your words
Exceeds your ability to spell it.
And if you say they took there stuff
And their not coming back again,
I know you mean they took their stuff
And they're gone for good, amen.
There's so much strife in this short life
Sometimes it's overwhelming,
So I don't give a damn about
Such trite things as misspelling.
To those who wish to criticize
I can't, I shan't eschew it.
I know you cannot help yourself
So, just do it, dew it, due it.
Actually, many people misspell not because they are uneducated but rather because they are superior readers. I read at over 3,000 words per minute (about 10 times the normal rate) and scan at about 10,000. Reading at such speed does not give one time to dissect each word for proper spelling. If the spelling is reasonably close, the context immediately tells me what the word should be. Frankly, I misspell many words which I do not catch upon proofreading; however, I put the letters MBA and JD after my name and I received these degrees with honors. If it were not for spellchecker, you might think me rather ignorant and you would be sorely mistaken.
Now, have a shot of wisky and relax!
The k00ks reallly make this board worth coming back to every day, but the most entertaining are the social invalid k00ks that are also legends in their own minds!!!
You're the one that got drunk at the Christmas party on wannabe fancy Canadian wiskey and showed off your I-phone "Dream Machine" to the kids....the rich kids laughed at you, then you called them internet tough guys, until they punched you in the nose.
If you're going to continuously lament that you have to "break down" analogies to grade-school level, then perhaps you'd better learn to spell at a grade-school level. What exactly is "wisky"? A cat's name?
The Professor on Misspelling:
I don't care if it's to or too.
Or even fair or fare;
Or or, or o're, or ore or oar;
Or there or their or they're!
So speak, or write whatever words
Your earnest mind doth tell it.
My ability to read your words
Exceeds your ability to spell it.
And if you say they took there stuff
And their not coming back again,
I know you mean they took their stuff
And they're gone for good, amen.
There's so much strife in this short life
Sometimes it's overwhelming,
So I don't give a damn about
Such trite things as misspelling.
To those who wish to criticize
I can't, I shan't eschew it.
I know you cannot help yourself
So, just do it, dew it, due it.
Actually, many people misspell not because they are uneducated but rather because they are superior readers. I read at over 3,000 words per minute (about 10 times the normal rate) and scan at about 10,000. Reading at such speed does not give one time to dissect each word for proper spelling. If the spelling is reasonably close, the context immediately tells me what the word should be. Frankly, I misspell many words which I do not catch upon proofreading; however, I put the letters MBA and JD after my name and I received these degrees with honors. If it were not for spellchecker, you might think me rather ignorant and you would be sorely mistaken.
Now, have a shot of wisky and relax!
Let's break this down to grade school level for the left-wing twits here...
Let's say some grade school kids for Christmas were baking cookies in school, some home economics course.
Some lazy kids didn't want to do the work making cookies or didn't take it seriously so they ended up with few good cookies or no cookies.
Some kids excelled and made extra cookies, even kept baking them during recess while the lazy kids were out beating each other up on the playground.
Some kids were smart and had their parents buy them cookies to bring to class.
So in the afternoon when they had their Christmas party the kids that brought extra cookies or worked hard making extra cookies were told to fork over their cookies for the lazy/dumb kids that screwed around all morning.....because it just isn't fair some kids had 5-6 cookies to eat compared to others with 1-2 cookies.
A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO skookerasbil:
I was going to give you the last word, but I am not ready to let you off the hook. Your rude and insulting comments will not go unchallenged.
You ridiculed my claim that I could read at 3,000 words a minute. That tells me something about you. It tells me that you cannot read at such speeds and furthermore you feel you are incapable of ever learning. I have already sent you information showing that speed reading at this level is very common. Among other things, I showed you that school children in the early 1900s were reading 5,000-6,000 word a minute, and they did this without any formal training. I feel sorry for you in that you have placed limits upon yourself which many people, including children, exceed on a regular basis. You thought that reading 3,000 wpm was an extravagant claim, and you were clearly wrong. You have attempted to malign me but the only thing you accomplished was making an ass of yourself.
I don't know if you were equally skeptical of my claim to having an MBA and a JD. If you were, I seriously doubt that you have a college background, or at least not one you want to talk about. I believe you deny the accomplishments of others simply because of your own inadequacies which is a common symptom of those malcontents who defend their own shortcomings by attacking others. What I find most disturbing is that you made assumptions with not one shred of evidence to support your conclusions. This is not a trait of an enlightened man but is instead a characteristic of a fool. You think that this forum is full of kooks but you are wrong. I can tell that many posters are highly educated, and I would be astonished if I were the lonely soul with a Doctorate degree. My opinion is based on the quality of their words (whether misspelled or not) and the complexity of their expressed thoughts. I consider myself to be a reasonably intelligent person, and I know there are many on this site who are smarter than I am. However, your words, at least as far as this thread is concerned, do not provide the slightest signs of genius. Instead, I find your communications to be uninspired, uninformed and uninformative, petty, insulting and illogical. The following words are not the product of a highly developed mentality: The k00ks reallly make this board worth coming back to every day, but the most entertaining are the social invalid k00ks that are also legends in their own minds!!!
I have been harsh with you and I will not apologize; however, I may owe other posters an apology. I said that you should be ashamed if you could read only 300 wpm. I was being combative with you because of your insulting comments and I did not mean that everyone who reads at that speed is somehow inadequate. A reading rate of 300 wpm is more than enough in most situations. In my opinion speed reading is necessary only to those who must process substantial quantities of information. When I read at 3,000 wpm I get much more information but I do not enjoy the process. Many writers have a unique, captivating and entertaining writing style, but speed reading does not allow you to fully appreciate this talent. When I read fiction books, human interest stories or poetry, I slow down to a crawl. Often I will read only a few lines, put the book across my chest and reflect upon what I have just read. Sometimes I become spellbound, and I am transported to a time and place the author had planned for me to be and skillfully arranged my journey. There is no desire to end the journey quickly but only to enjoy it completely. There is a time and a place for everything and that includes speed reading.
To those I have offended, please accept my sincere apology.
To skookerasbil: In parting, I would urge you to increase your reading speed (there are many good courses available on the Internet). In spite of your insults, I think that you are most likely above average in intelligence and are thus capable of achieving speeds of at least 3,000 wpm. If you achieve this goal, I would caution you not to tell anyone. I am afraid that if you post your success on a forum such as this, some rude uninformed jerk will accuse you of being one of the social invalid k00ks that are also legends in their own minds!!!
OK, NOW I am done with this thread.
Let's break this down to grade school level for the left-wing twits here...
Let's say some grade school kids for Christmas were baking cookies in school, some home economics course.
Some lazy kids didn't want to do the work making cookies or didn't take it seriously so they ended up with few good cookies or no cookies.
Some kids excelled and made extra cookies, even kept baking them during recess while the lazy kids were out beating each other up on the playground.
Some kids were smart and had their parents buy them cookies to bring to class.
So in the afternoon when they had their Christmas party the kids that brought extra cookies or worked hard making extra cookies were told to fork over their cookies for the lazy/dumb kids that screwed around all morning.....because it just isn't fair some kids had 5-6 cookies to eat compared to others with 1-2 cookies.