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A recent donor has agreed to give Clarence Thomas two golden doors as seen above.
Once made, however, the right door will have large letters engraved on it that read "Let's go Brandon", and the left door will have engraved "What do you think of me now AOC?"
In addition, Clarence Thomas received yet another donor gift.
These new corneal implants will enable the justice to see better at night as well as improve his effectiveness in being persuasive on the bench.
Of course, when things don't go the way Clarence may want in future rulings, another donor as agreed to make this handy dandy light saber, with the inscription, "Luke I am your father you little snowflake".
Upon learning this, Justice Kavanaugh and Alito are also looking into donor funds for similar gifts.