Closing my Macys credit card account because the store is geared toward

[Taz]

You must be gay to shop at Macy’s.

Not if I closed the account

You still shopped there, probably on the downlow.

well they don't sell clothes for STRAIGHT TALL BIG AND BLACK MEN so now I know getting the card was a mistake

You should have asked where the gay clothes are.

since u sniff dick where do you shop?

You want to know where to find gay clothes. Thought so.

 

[blastoff]

Only single people trying to impress shop at Macy's.
Me? I get the majority of my wardrobe from Bass Pro Shops and Academy.
All I care about is comfort and the ability to stay hidden in the woods.

well I now have a credit card with no set limit so that kind of made my decision a little easier to close Macys

The Black card?

Fuck you mean black card? It's a AMEX mongo

That AMEX gave you an unlimited card sure doesn’t sound like the AMEX of old. Well if you’ve got one, congrats! What could possibly go wrong with this contractual agreement?

 

[fbj]

Only single people trying to impress shop at Macy's.
Me? I get the majority of my wardrobe from Bass Pro Shops and Academy.
All I care about is comfort and the ability to stay hidden in the woods.

well I now have a credit card with no set limit so that kind of made my decision a little easier to close Macys

The Black card?

Fuck you mean black card? It's a AMEX mongo

That AMEX gave you an unlimited card sure doesn’t sound like the AMEX of old. Well if you’ve got one, congrats! What could possibly go wrong with this contractual agreement?

I'm normal enough to HANDLE having a AMEX with no credit limit. WHy you sound so mad and gay?????????

 

[Blues Man]

Only single people trying to impress shop at Macy's.
Me? I get the majority of my wardrobe from Bass Pro Shops and Academy.
All I care about is comfort and the ability to stay hidden in the woods.

well I now have a credit card with no set limit so that kind of made my decision a little easier to close Macys

The Black card?

Fuck you mean black card? It's a AMEX mongo

If you're not using a card that pays cash back you're a fool

 

[fbj]

Only single people trying to impress shop at Macy's.
Me? I get the majority of my wardrobe from Bass Pro Shops and Academy.
All I care about is comfort and the ability to stay hidden in the woods.

well I now have a credit card with no set limit so that kind of made my decision a little easier to close Macys

The Black card?

Fuck you mean black card? It's a AMEX mongo

If you're not using a card that pays cash back you're a fool

I am, AMEX and DISCOVER. I plan to close the Capital One Mastercard because that cards offer nothing. Just keep begging me to apply for a car loan

 

[Blues Man]

Only single people trying to impress shop at Macy's.
Me? I get the majority of my wardrobe from Bass Pro Shops and Academy.
All I care about is comfort and the ability to stay hidden in the woods.

well I now have a credit card with no set limit so that kind of made my decision a little easier to close Macys

The Black card?

Fuck you mean black card? It's a AMEX mongo

If you're not using a card that pays cash back you're a fool

I am, AMEX and DISCOVER. I plan to close the Capital One Mastercard because that cards offer nothing. Just keep begging me to apply for a car loan

Citi Double Cash

2% cash back on everything

 

[fbj]

well I now have a credit card with no set limit so that kind of made my decision a little easier to close Macys

The Black card?

Fuck you mean black card? It's a AMEX mongo

If you're not using a card that pays cash back you're a fool

I am, AMEX and DISCOVER. I plan to close the Capital One Mastercard because that cards offer nothing. Just keep begging me to apply for a car loan

Citi Double Cash

2% cash back on everything

Discover offers 5%