CNN to show phone number for poison control hotline whenever Trump speaks!

[DrLove]

when I'm forced to watch

Seriously?
Ever hear of an off switch?

I admit that occasionally I purposefully tune in Fox-n-Friends on weekends, light up a spliff, and LMAO.

 

[petro]

when I'm forced to watch

Seriously?
Ever hear of an off switch?

I admit that occasionally I purposefully tune in Fox-n-Friends on weekends, light up a spliff, and LMAO.

Meh.
I light up a spliff and go fishing ignoring both opposing networks.
More folks should do the same.

 

[DrLove]

when I'm forced to watch

Seriously?
Ever hear of an off switch?

I admit that occasionally I purposefully tune in Fox-n-Friends on weekends, light up a spliff, and LMAO.

Meh.
I light up a spliff and go fishing ignoring both opposing networks.
More folks should do the same.

Good call actually. I've got both lake and surf fishing both within a short walk with zero crowds.

 

[theHawk]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—CNN announced on Tuesday that it will show the phone number of a national poison-control hotline whenever Donald Trump appears on the air.​

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Speaking on behalf of the network, Wolf Blitzer, the veteran anchor, said that CNN was adopting the new policy out of concern for “the health and safety of our viewers.”​

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“At CNN, we strive to keep our viewers informed. But, in order to do that, we must first keep them alive,” he said.​

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In order to implement the new policy, Sanjay Gupta, the network’s chief medical correspondent, will monitor CNN’s programming on a twenty-four-hour basis for any signs of Trump.​

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“The moment Donald Trump appears, Sanjay will flip a switch and the flashing poison-control number will appear onscreen,” Blitzer said.​

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The phone number will disappear as soon as someone other than Trump, such as Anthony Fauci, begins to speak.​

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“If Trump interrupts Dr. Fauci and starts talking again, Sanjay will punch the number back up,” the host of “The Situation Room" indicated.​

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CNN decided to institute the new measure after it became apparent that Trump had not followed through on his threat to stop appearing at coronavirus briefings. “Clearly, the danger has not passed,” Blitzer said.​

CNN to Show Phone Number of Poison-Control Hotline Whenever Trump Speaks

“At CNN, we strive to keep our viewers informed. But, in order to do that, we must first keep them alive,” the anchor Wolf Blitzer said.

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[two_iron]

So, the point of your cuntish drivel is that the 14 people vacuuming at various, empty airports may accidentally see a disclaimer regarding bleach on a channel that must pay to be on?

That's not remotely funny, fucktard.

This is funnier:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!