Conservative Bible

[ding]

You don’t believe you are. Why would you behave differently in front of your parents?

So to be in front of god, I have to believe I am?

You won’t behave differently unless you do.

Why would you behave differently in front of your parents?

Why would god care how I act?

For the same reason your parents care how you behave.

Why would you behave differently in front of your parents? Why do your parents care how you behave?

Tough questions, huh?

How do you know that god cares what I do?

How do you know your parents care what you do?

 

[Taz]

So to be in front of god, I have to believe I am?

You won’t behave differently unless you do.

Why would you behave differently in front of your parents?

Why would god care how I act?

For the same reason your parents care how you behave.

Why would you behave differently in front of your parents? Why do your parents care how you behave?

Tough questions, huh?

How do you know that god cares what I do?

How do you know your parents care what you do?

So you don’t know, got it.

 

[Porter Rockwell]

For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat. 2 Thessalonians 3:10

To my knowledge this is the only verse of the Bible ever quoted by conservatives.

There are 17 other verses in Chapter 3 of Thessalonians. Are they relevant?

There are 23,144 other verses in the Bible. Are they relevant?

How can people continue to pretend that the Bible doesn't promote left wing principles? The Bible is way more consistent with liberal political thought than with conservative politic thought. Does anybody get it?

The Bible rebukes BOTH positions at present. Conservatives have become liberal wannabes and both are immoral.

 

[Porter Rockwell]

My liberal values were absolutely informed by my early religious indoctrination. How conservatives have turned the seven deadly sins into virtues is beyond me. I no longer call myself a christian but the fearlessly gentle example of Jesus still resonates strongly with me.

I think the Bible has been treated as a symbol rather than a document that is intended to be read. The image of the Bible has been rebranded. Many never challenge what others claim the Bible is. They just accept it because the Bible is a large book to read.

Can you tell me what the Bible is about in one sentence?

 

[ding]

You won’t behave differently unless you do.

Why would you behave differently in front of your parents?

Why would god care how I act?

For the same reason your parents care how you behave.

Why would you behave differently in front of your parents? Why do your parents care how you behave?

Tough questions, huh?

How do you know that god cares what I do?

How do you know your parents care what you do?

So you don’t know, got it.

I’m not the one who couldn’t answer the questions.

How do your kids know you love them?

 

[ding]

My liberal values were absolutely informed by my early religious indoctrination. How conservatives have turned the seven deadly sins into virtues is beyond me. I no longer call myself a christian but the fearlessly gentle example of Jesus still resonates strongly with me.

I think the Bible has been treated as a symbol rather than a document that is intended to be read. The image of the Bible has been rebranded. Many never challenge what others claim the Bible is. They just accept it because the Bible is a large book to read.

Can you tell me what the Bible is about in one sentence?

How to live life and how not to live life.

 

[Taz]

Why would god care how I act?

For the same reason your parents care how you behave.

Why would you behave differently in front of your parents? Why do your parents care how you behave?

Tough questions, huh?

How do you know that god cares what I do?

How do you know your parents care what you do?

So you don’t know, got it.

I’m not the one who couldn’t answer the questions.

How do your kids know you love them?

You can’t answer why god would care what I do.

 

[ding]

For the same reason your parents care how you behave.

Why would you behave differently in front of your parents? Why do your parents care how you behave?

Tough questions, huh?

How do you know that god cares what I do?

How do you know your parents care what you do?

So you don’t know, got it.

I’m not the one who couldn’t answer the questions.

How do your kids know you love them?

You can’t answer why god would care what I do.

I did answer it. It’s the exact same reason that your parents care how you behave. So if you can answer that question you can answer your question.

How do your kids know you love them?

 

[ding]

For the same reason your parents care how you behave.

Why would you behave differently in front of your parents? Why do your parents care how you behave?

Tough questions, huh?

How do you know that god cares what I do?

How do you know your parents care what you do?

So you don’t know, got it.

I’m not the one who couldn’t answer the questions.

How do your kids know you love them?

You can’t answer why god would care what I do.

Why do you care how your kids behave?

 

[Taz]

How do you know that god cares what I do?

How do you know your parents care what you do?

So you don’t know, got it.

I’m not the one who couldn’t answer the questions.

How do your kids know you love them?

You can’t answer why god would care what I do.

I did answer it. It’s the exact same reason that your parents care how you behave. So if you can answer that question you can answer your question.

How do your kids know you love them?

How do you know that it’s the same reason as my parents? A guess?

 

[Taz]

How do you know that god cares what I do?

How do you know your parents care what you do?

So you don’t know, got it.

I’m not the one who couldn’t answer the questions.

How do your kids know you love them?

You can’t answer why god would care what I do.

Why do you care how your kids behave?

Has nothing to do with why god would care.

 

[ding]

How do you know your parents care what you do?

So you don’t know, got it.

I’m not the one who couldn’t answer the questions.

How do your kids know you love them?

You can’t answer why god would care what I do.

I did answer it. It’s the exact same reason that your parents care how you behave. So if you can answer that question you can answer your question.

How do your kids know you love them?

How do you know that it’s the same reason as my parents? A guess?

Answer the question and we’ll find out.

 

[ding]

How do you know your parents care what you do?

So you don’t know, got it.

I’m not the one who couldn’t answer the questions.

How do your kids know you love them?

You can’t answer why god would care what I do.

Why do you care how your kids behave?

Has nothing to do with why god would care.

Of course it does. That’s why you won’t answer them.

 

[hobelim]

Nonsense. Thats would be like saying that because you are in hell, God is. Thats stupid.

No. It’s not like saying that. All it is saying is that whatever good or bad things we do or whatever good are bad things that are done to us God is experiencing it with us.

You worship Jesus as if he was God. If scripture is true you are dead, in hell.

Take a good look around in your addled head.

Is God there? Is he feeling lost like you?

What does that have to do with God sharing in all of our experiences?

The point is that if defying the law of God results in death and separation from God then he is not there with whoever us is sharing in the experience of being separated from God if God is God.

Look at Taz. There is no God wherever he is. If you don't believe me ask him. He'll tell you.

So you don’t believe God shares in your experiences?

Thats right. Exactly like you do not share in your pet gerbils experience, he shares in your experience only if you take one into your home to live which is impossible for a gerbil to do on its own..

If you stub your toe does God hurt? Of course not.

 

[ding]

No. It’s not like saying that. All it is saying is that whatever good or bad things we do or whatever good are bad things that are done to us God is experiencing it with us.

You worship Jesus as if he was God. If scripture is true you are dead, in hell.

Take a good look around in your addled head.

Is God there? Is he feeling lost like you?

What does that have to do with God sharing in all of our experiences?

The point is that if defying the law of God results in death and separation from God then he is not there with whoever us is sharing in the experience of being separated from God if God is God.

Look at Taz. There is no God wherever he is. If you don't believe me ask him. He'll tell you.

So you don’t believe God shares in your experiences?

Thats right. Exactly like you do not share in your pet gerbils experience, he shares in your experience only if you take one into your home to live which is impossible for a gerbil to do on its own..

If you stub your toe does God hurt? Of course not.

Your pet gerbil is a creature like you. God is spirit that exists outside of space and time and is a force which connects us all.

But even creatures share experiences inside space and time. Which is one of the reasons why I believe that God shares in our experiences as well. God laughs with us and God cries with us. God rejoices with us and God suffers with us.

Not only does God share in our experiences we can experience God as well. Or don’t you believe that either?

 

[hobelim]

God shares in our experiences as well. God laughs with us and God cries with us. God rejoices with us and God suffers with us.

Not only does God share in our experiences we can experience God as well

God suffers with us? Thats ridiculous.

How many of you are there?

If scripture is true you are in hell . God is not there sharing your experience.., He is not crying with you or suffering with you.,

You are on your own.

 

[Taz]

So you don’t know, got it.

I’m not the one who couldn’t answer the questions.

How do your kids know you love them?

You can’t answer why god would care what I do.

Why do you care how your kids behave?

Has nothing to do with why god would care.

Of course it does. That’s why you won’t answer them.

Answer why god would care what I do, and show your proof for what you'll say, even though I know you'll just deflect as usual because you have no answer.

 

[Taz]

So you don’t know, got it.

I’m not the one who couldn’t answer the questions.

How do your kids know you love them?

You can’t answer why god would care what I do.

I did answer it. It’s the exact same reason that your parents care how you behave. So if you can answer that question you can answer your question.

How do your kids know you love them?

How do you know that it’s the same reason as my parents? A guess?

Answer the question and we’ll find out.

After you prove why god would even care what I do.

 

[ding]

God shares in our experiences as well. God laughs with us and God cries with us. God rejoices with us and God suffers with us.

Not only does God share in our experiences we can experience God as well

God suffers with us? Thats ridiculous.

How many of you are there?

If scripture is true you are in hell . God is not there sharing your experience.., He is not crying with you or suffering with you.,

You are on your own.

That sounds exactly like something Satan would say...






















...or a secular humanist who was a militant atheist.

 

[ding]

I’m not the one who couldn’t answer the questions.

How do your kids know you love them?

You can’t answer why god would care what I do.

I did answer it. It’s the exact same reason that your parents care how you behave. So if you can answer that question you can answer your question.

How do your kids know you love them?

How do you know that it’s the same reason as my parents? A guess?

Answer the question and we’ll find out.

After you prove why god would even care what I do.

It’s the exact same reason your parents care about how you behave and you care about how your children behave. Now you know.