Conservative Bible

[Taz]

So god won’t judge me?

Judge you? Don't be silly. Why would he? You have been doing a spectacular job of condemning yourself.

Anyway he might give you a few slaps on the bum but if you don't take a breath..... you figure it out.

Maybe your lifeless body will be donated to science, strapped to a gurney, and dissected in an open arena to educate medical students?

You can always hope!

So if not judged then everyone goes to heaven.

Sure Taz, all you have to do is light a candle, chant, empty your head of every rational thought, and just believe....

sweet dreams!

You have no proof that we go to different places when we die.

but the evidence is mounting that you are already disintegrating into a place with multiple personalities.

Theres that.

So you agree you have no such proof. Good for you.

 

[hobelim]

Judge you? Don't be silly. Why would he? You have been doing a spectacular job of condemning yourself.

Anyway he might give you a few slaps on the bum but if you don't take a breath..... you figure it out.

Maybe your lifeless body will be donated to science, strapped to a gurney, and dissected in an open arena to educate medical students?

You can always hope!

So if not judged then everyone goes to heaven.

Sure Taz, all you have to do is light a candle, chant, empty your head of every rational thought, and just believe....

sweet dreams!

You have no proof that we go to different places when we die.

but the evidence is mounting that you are already disintegrating into a place with multiple personalities.

Theres that.

So you agree you have no such proof. Good for you.

Nonsense Taz. You are already in a place far below me and sinking fast. You prove it every time you have a chat with anyone. Every single time anyone squeezes your head a foul and smelly pus comes oozing out.

 

[Taz]

So if not judged then everyone goes to heaven.

Sure Taz, all you have to do is light a candle, chant, empty your head of every rational thought, and just believe....

sweet dreams!

You have no proof that we go to different places when we die.

but the evidence is mounting that you are already disintegrating into a place with multiple personalities.

Theres that.

So you agree you have no such proof. Good for you.

Nonsense Taz. You are already in a place far below me and sinking fast. You prove it every time you have a chat with anyone. Every single time anyone squeezes your head a foul and smelly pus comes oozing out.

What you smell is your full diaper. Go change, no full diapers in heaven.

 

[ding]

I didn’t say that. I said God shares in all of our experiences. Try remembering that the next time you act like an asshole.

there there now...

God does not share in your failure.

don't take it too hard.

God shares in ALL of our experiences. Whatever we let loose on earth we let loose in heaven so to speak. You should try remembering that.

Nonsense. Thats would be like saying that because you are in hell, God is. Thats stupid.

No. It’s not like saying that. All it is saying is that whatever good or bad things we do or whatever good are bad things that are done to us God is experiencing it with us.

You worship Jesus as if he was God. If scripture is true you are dead, in hell.

Take a good look around in your addled head.

Is God there? Is he feeling lost like you?

What does that have to do with God sharing in all of our experiences?

 

[ding]

Times a wasting. Better get started making things right.

I'm still waiting for someone to prove god.

I think you are just having fun pulling down dings tighty whities in public..

It's amazing how dingbat has no clue what real proof is. Well... neither do you, but not as bad as the dingbat.

It maybe helpful for you to know that God shares in all of your experiences; good and bad.

Not proof either.

If you believed that God exists and experiences what you experience do you think that might affect some of your decisions?

 

[Taz]

I'm still waiting for someone to prove god.

I think you are just having fun pulling down dings tighty whities in public..

It's amazing how dingbat has no clue what real proof is. Well... neither do you, but not as bad as the dingbat.

It maybe helpful for you to know that God shares in all of your experiences; good and bad.

Not proof either.

If you believed that God exists and experiences what you experience do you think that might affect some of your decisions?

Why would it?

 

[hobelim]

there there now...

God does not share in your failure.

don't take it too hard.

God shares in ALL of our experiences. Whatever we let loose on earth we let loose in heaven so to speak. You should try remembering that.

Nonsense. Thats would be like saying that because you are in hell, God is. Thats stupid.

No. It’s not like saying that. All it is saying is that whatever good or bad things we do or whatever good are bad things that are done to us God is experiencing it with us.

You worship Jesus as if he was God. If scripture is true you are dead, in hell.

Take a good look around in your addled head.

Is God there? Is he feeling lost like you?

What does that have to do with God sharing in all of our experiences?

The point is that if defying the law of God results in death and separation from God then he is not there with whoever us is sharing in the experience of being separated from God if God is God.

Look at Taz. There is no God wherever he is. If you don't believe me ask him. He'll tell you.

 

[ding]

God shares in ALL of our experiences. Whatever we let loose on earth we let loose in heaven so to speak. You should try remembering that.

Nonsense. Thats would be like saying that because you are in hell, God is. Thats stupid.

No. It’s not like saying that. All it is saying is that whatever good or bad things we do or whatever good are bad things that are done to us God is experiencing it with us.

You worship Jesus as if he was God. If scripture is true you are dead, in hell.

Take a good look around in your addled head.

Is God there? Is he feeling lost like you?

What does that have to do with God sharing in all of our experiences?

The point is that if defying the law of God results in death and separation from God then he is not there with whoever us is sharing in the experience of being separated from God if God is God.

Look at Taz. There is no God wherever he is. If you don't believe me ask him. He'll tell you.

So you don’t believe God shares in your experiences?

 

[ding]

I think you are just having fun pulling down dings tighty whities in public..

It's amazing how dingbat has no clue what real proof is. Well... neither do you, but not as bad as the dingbat.

It maybe helpful for you to know that God shares in all of your experiences; good and bad.

Not proof either.

If you believed that God exists and experiences what you experience do you think that might affect some of your decisions?

Why would it?

For the same reason you behave well in front of your parents.

 

[Taz]

It's amazing how dingbat has no clue what real proof is. Well... neither do you, but not as bad as the dingbat.

It maybe helpful for you to know that God shares in all of your experiences; good and bad.

Not proof either.

If you believed that God exists and experiences what you experience do you think that might affect some of your decisions?

Why would it?

For the same reason you behave well in front of your parents.

So my parents are like god?

 

[ding]

It maybe helpful for you to know that God shares in all of your experiences; good and bad.

Not proof either.

If you believed that God exists and experiences what you experience do you think that might affect some of your decisions?

Why would it?

For the same reason you behave well in front of your parents.

So my parents are like god?

I didn’t say that. I am saying that you would act differently in their presence.

 

[Taz]

Not proof either.

If you believed that God exists and experiences what you experience do you think that might affect some of your decisions?

Why would it?

For the same reason you behave well in front of your parents.

So my parents are like god?

I didn’t say that. I am saying that you would act differently in their presence.

But why would I act differently in front of god? Aren’t I already in front of Him?

 

[ding]

If you believed that God exists and experiences what you experience do you think that might affect some of your decisions?

Why would it?

For the same reason you behave well in front of your parents.

So my parents are like god?

I didn’t say that. I am saying that you would act differently in their presence.

But why would I act differently in front of god? Aren’t I already in front of Him?

For the same reason you would act differently in front of your parents.

 

[Taz]

Why would it?

For the same reason you behave well in front of your parents.

So my parents are like god?

I didn’t say that. I am saying that you would act differently in their presence.

But why would I act differently in front of god? Aren’t I already in front of Him?

For the same reason you would act differently in front of your parents.

Aren’t I already in front of god?

 

[ding]

For the same reason you behave well in front of your parents.

So my parents are like god?

I didn’t say that. I am saying that you would act differently in their presence.

But why would I act differently in front of god? Aren’t I already in front of Him?

For the same reason you would act differently in front of your parents.

Aren’t I already in front of god?

You don’t believe you are. Why would you behave differently in front of your parents?

 

[Taz]

So my parents are like god?

I didn’t say that. I am saying that you would act differently in their presence.

But why would I act differently in front of god? Aren’t I already in front of Him?

For the same reason you would act differently in front of your parents.

Aren’t I already in front of god?

You don’t believe you are. Why would you behave differently in front of your parents?

So to be in front of god, I have to believe I am?

 

[ding]

I didn’t say that. I am saying that you would act differently in their presence.

But why would I act differently in front of god? Aren’t I already in front of Him?

For the same reason you would act differently in front of your parents.

Aren’t I already in front of god?

You don’t believe you are. Why would you behave differently in front of your parents?

So to be in front of god, I have to believe I am?

You won’t behave differently unless you do.

Why would you behave differently in front of your parents?

 

[Taz]

But why would I act differently in front of god? Aren’t I already in front of Him?

For the same reason you would act differently in front of your parents.

Aren’t I already in front of god?

You don’t believe you are. Why would you behave differently in front of your parents?

So to be in front of god, I have to believe I am?

You won’t behave differently unless you do.

Why would you behave differently in front of your parents?

Why would god care how I act?

 

[ding]

For the same reason you would act differently in front of your parents.

Aren’t I already in front of god?

You don’t believe you are. Why would you behave differently in front of your parents?

So to be in front of god, I have to believe I am?

You won’t behave differently unless you do.

Why would you behave differently in front of your parents?

Why would god care how I act?

For the same reason your parents care how you behave.

Why would you behave differently in front of your parents? Why do your parents care how you behave?

Tough questions, huh?

 

[Taz]

Aren’t I already in front of god?

You don’t believe you are. Why would you behave differently in front of your parents?

So to be in front of god, I have to believe I am?

You won’t behave differently unless you do.

Why would you behave differently in front of your parents?

Why would god care how I act?

For the same reason your parents care how you behave.

Why would you behave differently in front of your parents? Why do your parents care how you behave?

Tough questions, huh?

How do you know that god cares what I do?