Dadoalex
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Yeah it's the ONION but is that a great headline or what?
www.theonion.com
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Covid Announces Plan To Move Operations To Texas Full-Time To Escape Burdensome Regulations
AUSTIN, TX—Bemoaning the bureaucratic red tape that had been holding it back for the past year, the Covid-19 virus announced Thursday that it would move its operation to Texas full-time to escape burdensome regulations. “Shifting my operation to Texas will give me the freedom to spread my wings...
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