Demogoblin vs. Trump: Capitalism Hamlet

Abishai100

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This is a capitalism-meditation vignette inspired by the film Brewster's Millions.

Cheers,



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Demogoblin was a spectre what arose from the sea of darkness and descended on Earth when North Korea conducted nuclear-missile tests on Labor Day weekend 2017. Demogoblin was a mutant monster who soared on a demonic glider and threw pumpkin-bombs into the face of peace as a gesture of pure malicious mischief. Demogoblin's message was that capitalism bred pure avarice and he was the self-appointed 'punisher' (the antithesis of the archangel Michael depicted in the Christian Bible's Book of Revelation).

DEMOGOBLIN: America is a breeding-ground for piracy/prostitution.
TRUMP: What about Microsoft and Wall Street?
DEMOGOBLIN: What about Napster and Enron?
TRUMP: Are you implying Americans are 'naturally mischievous'?
DEMOGOBLIN: Is there any doubt? Just look at the Los Angeles Race Riots.
TRUMP: That 1992 fiasco was a media-hysteria, nothing more.
DEMOGOBLIN: Wrong! Ethnic minorities used racism as a 'veil' for looting!
TRUMP: It's true that stores were looted, but the Rodney King incident was the catalyst.
DEMOGOBLIN: You can't pin the 'yearning' to rebel on a vague image of bigotry!
TRUMP: Are you implying Americans are morally lazy?
DEMOGOBLIN: Is there any doubt? Just look at the OJ Simpson trial/fiasco.
TRUMP: Americans do care about due process...e.g., The People's Court!
DEMOGOBLIN: Did you know OJ was approached with porno-offers after his acquittal?
TRUMP: Americans are fascinated by celebrity-thrills, but we care about the Constitution.
DEMOGOBLIN: Wrong! You use free-speech as a 'veil' to justify slander/slang.
TRUMP: I disagree. Pluralism facilitates dialogue regarding meritocracy.
DEMOGOBLIN: Maybe you're right about Hoop Dreams and Celebrity.
TRUMP: Frailty does not justify distempered mischief.
DEMOGOBLIN: If you prove capitalism facilitates teamwork, I'll depart...
TRUMP: I can prove that very easily with diligent leadership regarding the World Bank!


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