Delta4Embassy
Gold Member
Seriously. Since Christians seem to have so much difficulty imagining a gay Jesus, or even a straight but married Jesus with children, it begs the question, just how do they think of Jesus.
Did Jesus have an anus? He ate and drank so clearly he had to expel waste. And so presumedly yes Virginia, your Lord and Saviour on occasion farted. He pooped and peed too. And if he peed he had a penis. Did he hold it when he urinated? Did he do the shake twice or just put it back?
These are the things we need to know.![Smile :) :)](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Did Jesus have an anus? He ate and drank so clearly he had to expel waste. And so presumedly yes Virginia, your Lord and Saviour on occasion farted. He pooped and peed too. And if he peed he had a penis. Did he hold it when he urinated? Did he do the shake twice or just put it back?
These are the things we need to know.