ejaculation is murder

[JakeStarkey]

daws, I will ask the stake executive secretary. We are drinking buddies.

 

[aris2chat]

30+ years of marriage, 3 children (1 miscarriage), that means we could only have had sex 4 times???

Insane.

After our second, dr told us we should not try to have another child.


"Sorry, not tonight, the church tells us we can't have sex unless it is to get pregnant".

Sex is a natural, pleasurable and healthy part of life. Enjoy.

Religion is fear mongering. Not what Jesus taught

Wonder if Jesus ever slapped the salami or played hide the staff?

Apostles were married. Some text and other book suggest that Jesus might have had sex with a young man healed or that he was married to Mary Magdalene.

Rabbis are required to marry. Jesus was called Rabbi

What of people who can't have children, do they no longer have sex?

Two consenting adults, enjoy sex.

Not like the population is decreasing, or 3/5 children before adulthood or the world is decimated with the black plague.

Sex for health, sex for pleasure, sex for bonding with spouse/mate, have fun and enjoy, enjoy, enjoy

 

[daws101]

daws, I will ask the stake executive secretary. We are drinking buddies.

Golly !Mormons aren't supposed to drink!

 

[daws101]

30+ years of marriage, 3 children (1 miscarriage), that means we could only have had sex 4 times???

Insane.

After our second, dr told us we should not try to have another child.


"Sorry, not tonight, the church tells us we can't have sex unless it is to get pregnant".

Sex is a natural, pleasurable and healthy part of life. Enjoy.

Religion is fear mongering. Not what Jesus taught

Wonder if Jesus ever slapped the salami or played hide the staff?

Apostles were married. Some text and other book suggest that Jesus might have had sex with a young man healed or that he was married to Mary Magdalene.

Rabbis are required to marry. Jesus was called Rabbi

What of people who can't have children, do they no longer have sex?

Two consenting adults, enjoy sex.

Not like the population is decreasing, or 3/5 children before adulthood or the world is decimated with the black plague.

Sex for health, sex for pleasure, sex for bonding with spouse/mate, have fun and enjoy, enjoy, enjoy

Singing to the choir!

 

[JakeStarkey]

daws, I will ask the stake executive secretary. We are drinking buddies.

Golly !Mormons aren't supposed to drink!

Lemonade, lemonade. We are both recovering alcoholics of more than 25 years each.

 

[daws101]

 

[DigitalDrifter]

30+ years of marriage, 3 children (1 miscarriage), that means we could only have had sex 4 times???

Insane.

After our second, dr told us we should not try to have another child.


"Sorry, not tonight, the church tells us we can't have sex unless it is to get pregnant".

Sex is a natural, pleasurable and healthy part of life. Enjoy.

Religion is fear mongering. Not what Jesus taught

What church other than Orthodox Catholics tell you to only have sex to get pregnant ?

Mormons, next question?

Mormons would be the only ones that would consistently go along with their church's teachings.
So we have Mormons and hardcore Catholics.

 

[JakeStarkey]

30+ years of marriage, 3 children (1 miscarriage), that means we could only have had sex 4 times???

Insane.

After our second, dr told us we should not try to have another child.


"Sorry, not tonight, the church tells us we can't have sex unless it is to get pregnant".

Sex is a natural, pleasurable and healthy part of life. Enjoy.

Religion is fear mongering. Not what Jesus taught

What church other than Orthodox Catholics tell you to only have sex to get pregnant ?

Mormons, next question?

Mormons would be the only ones that would consistently go along with their church's teachings.
So we have Mormons and hardcore Catholics.

You don't know Mormons. Maybe 15% are currently active of the 14 million on the records.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

30+ years of marriage, 3 children (1 miscarriage), that means we could only have had sex 4 times???

Insane.

After our second, dr told us we should not try to have another child.


"Sorry, not tonight, the church tells us we can't have sex unless it is to get pregnant".

Sex is a natural, pleasurable and healthy part of life. Enjoy.

Religion is fear mongering. Not what Jesus taught

What church other than Orthodox Catholics tell you to only have sex to get pregnant ?

Mormons, next question?

Mormons would be the only ones that would consistently go along with their church's teachings.
So we have Mormons and hardcore Catholics.

You don't Mormons. Maybe 15% are currently active of the 14 million on the records.

English please.

 

[JakeStarkey]

30+ years of marriage, 3 children (1 miscarriage), that means we could only have had sex 4 times???

Insane.

After our second, dr told us we should not try to have another child.


"Sorry, not tonight, the church tells us we can't have sex unless it is to get pregnant".

Sex is a natural, pleasurable and healthy part of life. Enjoy.

Religion is fear mongering. Not what Jesus taught

What church other than Orthodox Catholics tell you to only have sex to get pregnant ?

Mormons, next question?

Mormons would be the only ones that would consistently go along with their church's teachings.
So we have Mormons and hardcore Catholics.

You don't know Mormons. Maybe 15% are currently active of the 14 million on the records.

English please.

You can't read.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Life begins at erection

 

[JQPublic1]

. . . according to some sillies with an image.

That means any man or woman who swallows is guilty of murder.

Pro-Lifers Declare "Ejaculation Is Murder: Every Sperm Cell Is A Life" - Straight Stoned

Swallowing is murder? It's more like recycling! But I will think about that the next time I'm deep throating my secretary!

 

[ZackB]

The problem with pro-life people, other than their moral underpinnings are based upon supernatural tripe, is that you cannot have sex purely for pro-creation and have monogamy, at least not historically. It other times you were supposed to get the wife pregnant and do it lots of times because of the high death rate. When the wife got knocked up the husband would go screw someone else. Any man of means would have mistresses. The lower tier people would fuck whores. There is nothing intrinsically wrong with this. It was the way of the world at one time.

But now, you just cannot be getting the little lady knocked up all the time. There are too many people in the world and kids are expensive.

So if you want every baby to be born and every sperm to not go to waste, then we need to be able to spread our seed. Otherwise, we need to be able to abort.

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Premature ejaculation is bad enough.

"Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!"

TOP 21 EJACULATION QUOTES | A-Z Quotes

 

[DigitalDrifter]

What church other than Orthodox Catholics tell you to only have sex to get pregnant ?

Mormons, next question?

Mormons would be the only ones that would consistently go along with their church's teachings.
So we have Mormons and hardcore Catholics.

You don't know Mormons. Maybe 15% are currently active of the 14 million on the records.

English please.

You can't read.

You fixed it.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Premature ejaculation is bad enough.

"Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!"

TOP 21 EJACULATION QUOTES | A-Z Quotes

I wish I had that problem.

 

[JakeStarkey]

Mormons, next question?

Mormons would be the only ones that would consistently go along with their church's teachings.
So we have Mormons and hardcore Catholics.

You don't know Mormons. Maybe 15% are currently active of the 14 million on the records.

English please.

You can't read.

You fixed it.

I fixed you and, yes, you have real problems.

 

[gipper]

Mormons would be the only ones that would consistently go along with their church's teachings.
So we have Mormons and hardcore Catholics.

You don't know Mormons. Maybe 15% are currently active of the 14 million on the records.

English please.

You can't read.

You fixed it.

I fixed you and, yes, you have real problems.

Maybe you could help him ejaculate.

 

[HenryBHough]

This suggests that any male who fathers a child that grows into a liberal should be executed for having wasted sperm.

 

[JakeStarkey]

You don't know Mormons. Maybe 15% are currently active of the 14 million on the records.

English please.

You can't read.

You fixed it.

I fixed you and, yes, you have real problems.

Maybe you could help him ejaculate.

Sure I could, but I like girls, so since you like boys and girls you can help out at both ends.