FBI Assures Public The Next Ten Mass Shooters Are Also On Their Radar

[Votto]

FBI Assures Public The Next Ten Mass Shooters Are Also On Their Radar
U.S.·Sep 5, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
Click here to view this article with reduced ads.

QUANTICO, VA — Following yet another violent tragedy that took innocent young lives, the Federal Bureau of Investigation assured the public that the next ten mass shooters were also on their radar.

Citizens expressed confusion after the FBI admitted that the latest shooter was someone the agency was aware of. Still, an FBI spokesman promised the American people that not only was this shooter on the bureau's radar, but the next ten perpetrators of mass casualty were as well.

"The public can rest easy knowing that we're fully aware of the next several shooters," said FBI Special Agent Owen Gaffney. "We have multiple individuals under close surveillance at this time, and we are confident that each of them will eventually become a mass murderer. The American people can have full confidence in the FBI to keep watching these suspects so we can identify them and notify the public immediately after they do something truly horrific."

When asked if the FBI needed to make changes to the way it handles potential mass shooters in the future, Gaffney said things were working perfectly as they are. "We have a foolproof process," he said. "Look at our track record of knowing about all of these dangerous people before they do terrible things. We've got them pegged, sometimes for months or years beforehand. We've already got the list of the next ten shooters. Just watch. You'll know we're telling the truth as soon as the shootings happen."

At publishing time, the FBI admitted that it had been too busy training would-be Trump assassin Thomas Crooks to do anything to prevent the latest school shooting.

 

[Donald H]

If there is an AR-15 in the home, that is the first reason to suspect a future shooter. There is something wrong with people who need to own one. That doesn't mean they won't become school shooters or mass shooters. l

It only means that they will be the highest priority as suspects. Then from that background of information the law can proceed to eliminating the less likely and concentrating on other telltale signs of possible gun violence.

What are the indications from AR owners that they are not eliminated from the list of those who may become violent with guns?

I would start by watching for those who use human silouette targets. That should be doable. Then other indications such as attitudes toward violence, and other signs are considered. Eventually, a list of high potential offenders could be narrowed down to each branch of the law having an active watch list.

America can no longer afford to not attempt to predict the mass shooters. The owners of AR-15's are the natural place to start! These people don't own assault weapons for hunting or any other legitimate reasons.

I would even hazard a guess that in this incident yesterday, the father owning the AR would be a valid reason to suspect that the son would be a risk to society. As I've said, there's something wrong with those who own them!

 

[Donald H]

Although our 14Shooter may be completely innocent and non-violent, there are several indications coming from him that he should make it on the list as a prime suspect. That can be substantiated with evidence, even if only the evidence that he would desire to make the list. And I would suggest that 1srelluc would at least make the list of individuals who should at least need to be cleared as non-violent.

Are Americans ready to talk about it yet?

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

I just read an article where the aunt of the 14 year old shooter said she will go "full throttle" on anyone making fun of him ....since he is so young.

 

[Donald H]

I just read an article where the aunt of the 14 year old shooter said she will go "full throttle" on anyone making fun of him ....since he is so young.

Adequate proof to say that the entire family needs to at least make the primary list of suspects.

Even though it's nothing more than false bravado or wanting attention in 99 cases out of 100.

It only takes one!

The fact that the mass shooters are getting younger, shouldn't be missed.

 

[Donald H]

I just read an article where the aunt of the 14 year old shooter said she will go "full throttle" on anyone making fun of him ....since he is so young.

Are you a risk? I sense that you would like to be considered as one.

 

[Augustine_]

FBI Assures Public The Next Ten Mass Shooters Are Also On Their Radar
U.S.·Sep 5, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
Click here to view this article with reduced ads.

View attachment 1006913

QUANTICO, VA — Following yet another violent tragedy that took innocent young lives, the Federal Bureau of Investigation assured the public that the next ten mass shooters were also on their radar.

Citizens expressed confusion after the FBI admitted that the latest shooter was someone the agency was aware of. Still, an FBI spokesman promised the American people that not only was this shooter on the bureau's radar, but the next ten perpetrators of mass casualty were as well.

"The public can rest easy knowing that we're fully aware of the next several shooters," said FBI Special Agent Owen Gaffney. "We have multiple individuals under close surveillance at this time, and we are confident that each of them will eventually become a mass murderer. The American people can have full confidence in the FBI to keep watching these suspects so we can identify them and notify the public immediately after they do something truly horrific."

When asked if the FBI needed to make changes to the way it handles potential mass shooters in the future, Gaffney said things were working perfectly as they are. "We have a foolproof process," he said. "Look at our track record of knowing about all of these dangerous people before they do terrible things. We've got them pegged, sometimes for months or years beforehand. We've already got the list of the next ten shooters. Just watch. You'll know we're telling the truth as soon as the shootings happen."

At publishing time, the FBI admitted that it had been too busy training would-be Trump assassin Thomas Crooks to do anything to prevent the latest school shooting.

We have thoughts and prayers to protect kids so the FBI isn't necessary

 

[Donald H]

FBI Assures Public The Next Ten Mass Shooters Are Also On Their Radar
U.S.·Sep 5, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
Click here to view this article with reduced ads.

View attachment 1006913

QUANTICO, VA — Following yet another violent tragedy that took innocent young lives, the Federal Bureau of Investigation assured the public that the next ten mass shooters were also on their radar.

Citizens expressed confusion after the FBI admitted that the latest shooter was someone the agency was aware of. Still, an FBI spokesman promised the American people that not only was this shooter on the bureau's radar, but the next ten perpetrators of mass casualty were as well.

"The public can rest easy knowing that we're fully aware of the next several shooters," said FBI Special Agent Owen Gaffney. "We have multiple individuals under close surveillance at this time, and we are confident that each of them will eventually become a mass murderer. The American people can have full confidence in the FBI to keep watching these suspects so we can identify them and notify the public immediately after they do something truly horrific."

When asked if the FBI needed to make changes to the way it handles potential mass shooters in the future, Gaffney said things were working perfectly as they are. "We have a foolproof process," he said. "Look at our track record of knowing about all of these dangerous people before they do terrible things. We've got them pegged, sometimes for months or years beforehand. We've already got the list of the next ten shooters. Just watch. You'll know we're telling the truth as soon as the shootings happen."

At publishing time, the FBI admitted that it had been too busy training would-be Trump assassin Thomas Crooks to do anything to prevent the latest school shooting.

It's reasonable to suggest that they trained Crooks.

But much more reasonable to suggest that Crooks was well trained to miss Trump completely by3 or 4 feet. Then the blood needed was taken care of below the podium with pig's blood.

It just all works so much better than any other theory. Beginning with the fact that Crooks was a Trump supporter. Then him crawling around on the roof in plain view of the sniper!

Why should it take so long for that fact to be uncovered? The guilt of those who manufactured the event?

 

[Delldude]

If there is an AR-15 in the home, that is the first reason to suspect a future shooter.

Targets are scared.