Fill in the Blank: Presidential candidates and impact on sales

[emilynghiem]

People either blame Obama for a slowdown in economy and jobs or give credit for increases.
But to his credit, at least Obama was good for gun sales that went up every time he opened his mouth!

For 2016, fill in the Blanks with your Presidential economic predictions:

If ___________ is elected President, the sale of __________ will go up.

Please vote for funny answers, and we'll see who generates the most hits!

 

[CremeBrulee]

If Donald Trump is elected president, the sale of man tan will go up.

 

[Ray From Cleveland]

If ___________ is elected President, the sale of __________ will go up.

Hillary
Earmuffs

 

[gipper]

If Hillary is elected, there won't be gun sales any more.

 

[Two Thumbs]

If Trump is elected President, the sale of Safe Zone signs will go up.

 

[Two Thumbs]

If HIllary is elected President, the sale of guns will go up even more.

 

[Two Thumbs]

If Trump is elected President, the sale of renting riot police will go up.