Terry
Shut the $%$ Up!
- Jan 15, 2009
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My youngest son at the age of 5 was in his brother's bedroom along with his two cousins who were visiting. I happened to be in the closet close to the room and heard the cousin's and my kids going tit for tat with stuff like "Well my mom, this, my mom that"
This went on for a few seconds, and I decided to go in there to put a stop to it. My 5 year old had his back to me, and the second I entered the room he had his tiny hands cupped under his breast, and started to do a little dance up and down, and chanted "Your Mommy don't got no Milk"
Many remember me mentioning this before but I'll do it again for the new members.
The same son, a year later couldn't go to sleep unless the light was on. Dad kept yelling up stairs "be quiet and go to sleep" Of course this went on for over 30 minutes.
Finally Dad, went to their doorway and said "Michael if I hear one more peep out of you, I'm turning off the light" A small pause then son said "dad, if you hear two peeps will you turn the light back on"
What say you? Got any good ones?
This went on for a few seconds, and I decided to go in there to put a stop to it. My 5 year old had his back to me, and the second I entered the room he had his tiny hands cupped under his breast, and started to do a little dance up and down, and chanted "Your Mommy don't got no Milk"
Many remember me mentioning this before but I'll do it again for the new members.
The same son, a year later couldn't go to sleep unless the light was on. Dad kept yelling up stairs "be quiet and go to sleep" Of course this went on for over 30 minutes.
Finally Dad, went to their doorway and said "Michael if I hear one more peep out of you, I'm turning off the light" A small pause then son said "dad, if you hear two peeps will you turn the light back on"
What say you? Got any good ones?