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George Clooney today had another fund raiser to replace the inept assassin crew hired by him to murder Donald Trump raising another $30 million.
"You shot from the roof top and not the grassy knoll??!" Clooney could be heard screaming on the phone. "Idiots, I'm surrounded by idiots! That's why you use the grassy knoll, it's much closer!!"
A new assassin team is now being assembled made up the deadliest team of human beings ever assembled, which are trans women who will be given extra shots of testosterone to help promote their rage and aggression.
"I was going to shoot up another Christian school", admitted one of the trans women assassins, "But that will have to be postponed for now. Damn it, I will have to write another manifesto and everything".
Currently the FBI is investigating the whole incident as being a Putin staged event by white supremacists.
CNN is calling the whole event a mostly peaceful assassination attempt.
News at 11.
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