GM's Newest Model

[hortysir]

The 2011 Obummer

This car runs on hot air, bull-shit and broken promises.

It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.

It comes complete with two Tele Prompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.

The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners.

Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL

It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!


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[Tom Clancy]

Okay, That at least gives you little chuckle at best.

 

[hortysir]

Thanks, sir.


That could fit in the back of my 85 Chevy C10 (350)

 

[Tom Clancy]

Old School Truck eh?

I like it.. Simple yet still Reliable.. (In a way. )

I own a GMC Canyon SLE Crew Cab '05 at this moment..

I've been saving up for a Dodge Challenger (R/T or SRT8) .. Next year my dream will come true.

 

[hortysir]

I can't help but giggle to myself when I'm behind a Prius, knowing that I am erasing their efforts as we go

 

[Tom Clancy]

I can't help but giggle to myself when I'm behind a Prius, knowing that I am erasing their efforts as we go

I despise Prius's..

If your going to make a Hybrid at least make it look good.

 

[hortysir]

I have a prep cook that owns one. Her husband drops her off every morning.
I can be standing right by the little bugger, when it pulls up, and not hear a damned thing

 

[crazybuoy]

hey

good funny car. but not have glass at front. is it opened to let dust go in.