Article 15
Dr. House slayer
- Jul 4, 2008
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I dislocated my jaw from a yawn.I'll tell you what's disturbing.
Last week I had to miss a day of work because I pulled a muscle located somewhere either on or around my tailbone when I coughed taking on a sip of freakin' ginger ale that went down the wrong pipe.
It immobilized me for like 48 hours.
A sip of ginger ale.
That's pretty funny, no offense. But not surprising.
I've never actually pulled a muscle in my back doing any heavy lifting, because I'm always prepared. But I did once pull a muscle in my back yawning. That fuck'n sucked.
Fucking sucked, too.
(And, as far as I'm concerned, this is a better topic than the thread. I'm not a fan of country music, of Monday Night Football, or of hyperbole.)
Yikes.
That sounds like no fun at all.
Especially if you were all tired and ready for bed then suddenly had a dislocated jaw to deal with.