Abishai100
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This is a TrumpUSA parody inspired by Down and Out in Beverly Hills.
Cheers,
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"A special troop of American girl scouts in Ocean Beach, California began distributing hash-brownies one summer to protest some of the glaring hypocrisies of TrumpUSA. These girl scouts were of all age groups and even included celebrities (movie stars, musicians, etc.). The hash-brownies the girl scouts distributed brought much happiness to their customers, and the scouts called themselves the Hash-Girls of America (HGA). HGA soon became as respected as the Hell's Angels in California!"
"HGA decided to start packaging and selling their hash-brownies under the brand name 'HGA-Browns' and invested in the consumer hash market in Amsterdam (Netherlands). President Trump was actually surprised and intrigued by how the HGA-Browns would help Americans compete in a new and pseudo-provocative market in Europe. The HGA-Browns soon became as popular as Little Debbie Oatmeal Cookies (in Amsterdam). HGA started using their newfound successes to build an impressive anti-TrumpUSA political platform as President Trump was preparing for a symbolic economic peace-summit with North Korea and South Korea."
"Ocean Beach was suddenly a hip new area in the USA. HGA-Browns is how it all started, and soon, Steven Spielberg was busy planning a provocative new film about Ocean Beach vampires (a sci-fi horror film) starring George Clooney, Cameron Diaz, Ashley Olsen. Spielberg's film, titled Ocean Beach Red, featured a cameo by one celebrity member of HGA (who would play the role of herself selling HGA-Browns unwittingly to a vampire's house in Ocean Beach!). A high school in New Jersey (Eastern Regional), planning their senior-student trip to Ocean Beach in February, stumbled upon the film-set of Ocean Beach Red and met the actor George Clooney who wanted to know what the students thought of HGA-Browns!"
"George Clooney said in an interview for TIME magazine, 'HGA has changed the way we look at marketing-based political consciousness. Medical marijuana legalization is a crucial issue in modern times, and HGA-Browns has added much-needed 'sarcastic spice' to this seemingly age-old debate, which is why I interviewed several Eastern Regional high-school students who were on the set of Ocean Beach Red during their senior-student trip (in February).' Clooney's remarks were read by Trump who retorted furiously, 'I care nothing for Spielberg, Clooney, Eastern Regional, or those darn HGA-Browns, though I suspect former U.S. President Bill Clinton is a big fan of those scrumptious brownies'!"
"GOD: Those HGA brownies are classic!
SATAN: Yes, HGA-Browns are a political 'weapon.'
GOD: Let's hope Trump focuses on North Korea.
SATAN: Well, there's nothing wrong with a little entertainment.
GOD: Ocean Beach may become the new Haight-Ashbury.
SATAN: Nah, Ocean Beach is way too 'residential.'
GOD: I guess so, but I like this new Spielberg film.
SATAN: Yes, it's raised some eyebrows.
GOD: There's nothing wrong with brand-advertising in cinema...
SATAN: Sure. Remember Pretty Woman (Beverly Hills)?
GOD: American youngsters should celebrate Highlights Magazine.
SATAN: There's always room for movies...
GOD: Well, I don't want Americans to indulge in gluttony/sloth.
SATAN: No! I'm sure American women are politicizing the HGA.
GOD: It better not become the IRA...
SATAN: No! HGA-Browns are delicious and nutritious!
GOD: Don't be flippant; consumerism has potential.
SATAN: Well, we'll see what President Trump has to say."
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Cheers,
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"A special troop of American girl scouts in Ocean Beach, California began distributing hash-brownies one summer to protest some of the glaring hypocrisies of TrumpUSA. These girl scouts were of all age groups and even included celebrities (movie stars, musicians, etc.). The hash-brownies the girl scouts distributed brought much happiness to their customers, and the scouts called themselves the Hash-Girls of America (HGA). HGA soon became as respected as the Hell's Angels in California!"
"HGA decided to start packaging and selling their hash-brownies under the brand name 'HGA-Browns' and invested in the consumer hash market in Amsterdam (Netherlands). President Trump was actually surprised and intrigued by how the HGA-Browns would help Americans compete in a new and pseudo-provocative market in Europe. The HGA-Browns soon became as popular as Little Debbie Oatmeal Cookies (in Amsterdam). HGA started using their newfound successes to build an impressive anti-TrumpUSA political platform as President Trump was preparing for a symbolic economic peace-summit with North Korea and South Korea."
"Ocean Beach was suddenly a hip new area in the USA. HGA-Browns is how it all started, and soon, Steven Spielberg was busy planning a provocative new film about Ocean Beach vampires (a sci-fi horror film) starring George Clooney, Cameron Diaz, Ashley Olsen. Spielberg's film, titled Ocean Beach Red, featured a cameo by one celebrity member of HGA (who would play the role of herself selling HGA-Browns unwittingly to a vampire's house in Ocean Beach!). A high school in New Jersey (Eastern Regional), planning their senior-student trip to Ocean Beach in February, stumbled upon the film-set of Ocean Beach Red and met the actor George Clooney who wanted to know what the students thought of HGA-Browns!"
"George Clooney said in an interview for TIME magazine, 'HGA has changed the way we look at marketing-based political consciousness. Medical marijuana legalization is a crucial issue in modern times, and HGA-Browns has added much-needed 'sarcastic spice' to this seemingly age-old debate, which is why I interviewed several Eastern Regional high-school students who were on the set of Ocean Beach Red during their senior-student trip (in February).' Clooney's remarks were read by Trump who retorted furiously, 'I care nothing for Spielberg, Clooney, Eastern Regional, or those darn HGA-Browns, though I suspect former U.S. President Bill Clinton is a big fan of those scrumptious brownies'!"
"GOD: Those HGA brownies are classic!
SATAN: Yes, HGA-Browns are a political 'weapon.'
GOD: Let's hope Trump focuses on North Korea.
SATAN: Well, there's nothing wrong with a little entertainment.
GOD: Ocean Beach may become the new Haight-Ashbury.
SATAN: Nah, Ocean Beach is way too 'residential.'
GOD: I guess so, but I like this new Spielberg film.
SATAN: Yes, it's raised some eyebrows.
GOD: There's nothing wrong with brand-advertising in cinema...
SATAN: Sure. Remember Pretty Woman (Beverly Hills)?
GOD: American youngsters should celebrate Highlights Magazine.
SATAN: There's always room for movies...
GOD: Well, I don't want Americans to indulge in gluttony/sloth.
SATAN: No! I'm sure American women are politicizing the HGA.
GOD: It better not become the IRA...
SATAN: No! HGA-Browns are delicious and nutritious!
GOD: Don't be flippant; consumerism has potential.
SATAN: Well, we'll see what President Trump has to say."
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