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The Health Department raided the house of Senator Chuck Schumer the day after Father's day after he posted this picture of him putting cheese on a slab of raw meat while grilling. "We have decided to confiscate the grill since the Schumer family is apparently eating raw meat that is undercooked", said an official with the FDA. "But I think the most distressing aspect of the photo are the man boobs, not that there is anything wrong with that."
When asked about the man boobs, Schumer stated that he was not in any way transitioning into a woman, at least, not on purpose. Dr. Lee Weinerburg with the Mayo Clinic indicated that some men may begin to transition into the other sex naturally, without the aid of injected hormones or even surgery. Lee stated, "Data collected seems to indicate that when men begin to become passive and capitulate at every turn to pressures from a particular person or group of people habitually, their testosterone levels begin to plummet and they begin to grow man boobs. We find this mostly in people who have joined a cult or even in situations where the wife beats the husband on a routine basis as they never fight back."
"There is no word yet on whether Schumer has looked into transforming surgically", said the doctor as he nervously added, "Although, I would probably be the last person to eat one of those grilled hot dogs"
