Health officials panic as human cases of deadly 'three-toed sloth virus' explode

[1srelluc]

OMG....We are all gonna die, but very, very slowly. Thank god it's not the Roadrunner virus. As soon as we caught it, we'd go "Beep beep" and expire.

Oh, thought I was joking did ya?

Zika-like virus found in sloths spreads from Amazon to humans

The three-toed sloth, native to the Amazon basin, is not known for its speed. The animals move almost as if they were in slow motion.

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[luiza]

Well Zica was a manufactured piece of


nonsense so I hope the fear mongerers have some real evidence this time.

 

[Oddball]

 

[JGalt]

I'm still waiting for that massive "Ice Age" those "scientists" were predicting back in the 70's.

Guess I"ll never get that pet Mastodon I've always wanted.

 

[eagle1462010]

I'm still waiting for that massive "Ice Age" those "scientists" were predicting back in the 70's.

Guess I"ll never get that pet Mastodon I've always wanted.

Same with underwater by now.

 

[JGalt]

Same with underwater by now.

Guess I'll never get to have beachfront property in Wisconsin.

 

[Concerned American]

I'm still waiting for that massive "Ice Age" those "scientists" were predicting back in the 70's.

Guess I"ll never get that pet Mastodon I've always wanted.

Bbbbbut, Bbbbut, Bbbbbut its the climate.

 

[odanny]

Aint no health officials "panicking" over a 3 toed sloth, probably cause the risk of transmission is pretty low, most people don't bump into sloths unless you are in the ghetto or deep in Appalachia and people weigh 400 lbs,.