Here is the REAL GLOBAL WARMING, and it's not MANMADE...Magnetic Poles are changing.

[ColonelAngus]

We're all gonna DIE!!!

When Earth's Magnetic Fields Swap, This Is What Happens

Oh, wait......that is bullshit fake news.

Here is what NASA said:

Pole Reversal Happens All The (Geologic) Time

The science shows that magnetic pole reversal is – in terms of geologic time scales – a common occurrence that happens gradually over millennia. While the conditions that cause polarity reversals are not entirely predictable – the north pole's movement could subtly change direction, for instance – there is nothing in the millions of years of geologic record to suggest that any of the 2012 doomsday scenarios connected to a pole reversal should be taken seriously. A reversal might, however, be good business for magnetic compass manufacturers. ****My edit****OR FOR CORRUPT POLITICIANS TRYING TO REDISTRUBUTE WEALTH)

 

[expat_panama]

...magnetic pole reversal is – in terms of geologic time scales – a common occurrence that happens gradually over millennia...

--and how often it happens varies depending on which website is on your screen.

Pole Reversal Happens All The (Geologic) Time
"...every 200,000 to 300,000 years..."

Geomagnetic reversal: Understanding ancient flips and flops in Earth's polarity | National Science Foundation
the last time, a geomagnetic reversal occurred was 780,000 years ago

Magnetic Reversals
"...on average, 4 or 5 reversals per million years..."

How Long Does It Take for Earth's Magnetic Field to Reverse? | National Science Foundation
from just under 1,000 years to 28,000 years... ...overall average duration, he found, is 7,000 years...

 

[waltky]

Granny wantin' to know...

... do dat means the Confederacy...

... gonna end up inna north?

 

[expat_panama]

the Confederacy... ... gonna end up inna north?

That's silly and ridiculous.


However what will happen is that Santa Claus will have to move to Antartica and begin saying "Ho ho ho y'all".