Hi, I'm King Solomon!

[Gracie]

 

[Gracie]

Listen, I am so volatile, I need to be kept away from people that are easily offended.

I am about to upload some of my pics.

Please message me to get me off of fragile-minded users if they are "report button rapists"!

Pretty sure I have used the report button maybe...twice? Or once? Unless they are obvious spammers who do the one post thing with a link to wherever claiming one can win a pot of gold or have a penis the size of texas. Those I report. Members? No.

 

[JohnL.Burke]

Lord Voldemort?

 

[freedombecki]

I like talking about basketball, I can draw pretty good, I'm single, and I like to debate a lot of things.

I really like to laugh, and I am a Christian.

Well, I'm here to debate, but sometimes debates make people not like you. (Sighs) I got enough enemies, but I cherish freedom of speech as well. Sooooooo, I apologize now if we cordially disagree on philosophy.

Anyway, so far, this is the best and most professional forum i've been in.

I am computer illiterate, and damn near proud of it!

WHATEVER!

HIT ME UP!

Welcome to USMB, king.solomon. Hope you enjoy the boards.

 

[boedicca]

[MENTION=4301]boedicca[/MENTION], I don't take shots, I'M THE SHOOTER!

You may want to reconsider before you encounter the more Foaming-at-the-Mouth Moonbats amongst us.



Please note, my pet moonbat Bat Fink has been thoroughly innoculated and is not in the least bit infectious.

 

[Ernie S.]

[MENTION=43614]JohnL.Burke[/MENTION], I AM known to many as the best writer, the most hated, most controversial, and to some,... the most dangerous writer on the internet!

I AM KING SOLOMON!


The most common accusation levied against me is that I actually believe everything I espouse.

KING!

GET READY

You sound just like another 60 year old gay black guy who hangs out here. He had a very high opinion of himself until he was embarrassed to the point where he started threatening people.
A few people already suspect you are him. If they are right, your time here is very limited.

 

[boedicca]

[MENTION=43614]JohnL.Burke[/MENTION], I AM known to many as the best writer, the most hated, most controversial, and to some,... the most dangerous writer on the internet!

I AM KING SOLOMON!


The most common accusation levied against me is that I actually believe everything I espouse.

KING!

GET READY

Known to many? Wow, I bet you have 5,000 fake facebook friends whom you torture with your bad high school poetry.

Here's a clue bub, anybody who is actually a notorious internet personality doesn't post on an obscure, anonymous message board.

 

[Gracie]

The silhouette gave it away, lol.

 

[Mertex]

Whoever you are, certainly not "the" King Solomon as he is dead, welcome and hope you enjoy posting here.

 

[TemplarKormac]

Draw thine blade, churl! I suspect you to be an impostor!

TemplarKormac

 

[Noomi]

Hello People!

Listen, I make very controversial topics. Only people solid in their philosophies can stand me!

Yes, we know.

 

[testarosa]

Oh good. I thought I may have been just picking on the poor King when he jumped into the Zimmerman thread, but seems there's some history here.

 

[Mr. H.]

Can you sing reggae?
Give is a solo, mon.

 

[Sallow]

Welcome.