Holy Moly! DON'T Mess With Gunny!

[Bootneck]

I didn't have any swelling in my feet the whole time I was pregnant, I think it was because I was so active.
While I had my son I had problems with my kidney's and it caused my whole lower half of my body to fill up with fluids. When it finally started to leave my system I was going to the bathroom every five minutes. lol

I've got a foot that keeps swelling.

 

[Luissa]

I bet you do?
but if you are serious and it is your left foot go to the doctor.

 

[Truthmatters]

I want to know how you can hate shoe shopping?
Well I will go for you but you have to buy me a pair.

I just don't like it. I have the fewest pair of shoes I need ... and I do mean "need".

My favorite footwear is a pair of custom Olathe boots that I bought some years ago.

Mock Crocks are about all I wear now.

I'm also a cheapskate and hate spending money on things like shoes and clothes.

 

[Phoenix]

Stories of Gunny's penis are legend, ladies. I really am surprised you're all so out of the loop!

Had you not heard of how he resolved the problem of getting an all-over tan?


Gunny, an elderly Marine, really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his ample penis. So he decided to do something about it.
He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.

A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane.

Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is no justice in the world."

The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it.

"Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat !

I may tell you another later.

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

Bummer.

 

[Bootneck]

I bet you do?
but if you are serious and it is your left foot go to the doctor.

Doctors? Nah. The day it stops swelling I'll simply cut my throat!

 

[Phoenix]

Doctors? Nah. The day it stops swelling I'll simply cut my throat!

Got a towel handy for me, Bootneck? My screen needs to be cleaned off ... yet again.

 

[Bootneck]

Doctors? Nah. The day it stops swelling I'll simply cut my throat!

Got a towel handy for me, Bootneck? My screen needs to be cleaned off ... yet again.

Mine too!

 

[Phoenix]

Mine too!

Hey - I told you what would happen and you insisted I send those pics anyway.

 

[Luissa]

I bet you do?
but if you are serious and it is your left foot go to the doctor.

Doctors? Nah. The day it stops swelling I'll simply cut my throat!

 

[Bootneck]

When Gunny was a young Marine at boot camp his lot were called out for Birthday Suit Inspection.

It was 05:00 in the morning at the U.S. Marine boot camp, well below
freezing, and the Marines were asleep in their barracks. The drill
sergeant walks in and bellows, "THIS IS A BIRTHDAY SUIT INSPECTION!!!!!!!! I wanna
see you's all formed up outside butt naked NOW!"

So, they jumped out of bed, naked and shivering, and ran
outside to form up in three ranks. The Sarge walked out and yells,
"Close up the ranks, conserve your body heat!" So they close in slightly...
The captain comes along with his swagger stick. He goes to the first
Marine and whacks him right across the chest with it.
"DID THAT HURT?" he yells.
"No, Sir!" came the reply.
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a Marine, Sir!"
The captain is impressed, and walks on to the next man. He takes the stick
and whacks the soldier right across the rear.
"Did THAT hurt?"
"No, Sir!"
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a Marine, Sir!"
Still extremely impressed, the captain walks to the third guy, and sees he
has an enormous erection. Naturally, he gave his target a huge WHACK with
the swagger stick.
"Did THAT hurt?"
"No, Sir!"
"Why not?"
"Because it belongs to the guy behind me, Sir!"



And who was that man in the second rank? I'm sure you need no telling.

 

[Luissa]

why was Gunny's dick between another guys legs?

 

[Phoenix]

When Gunny was a young Marine at boot camp his lot were called out for Birthday Suit Inspection.

It was 05:00 in the morning at the U.S. Marine boot camp, well below
freezing, and the Marines were asleep in their barracks. The drill
sergeant walks in and bellows, "THIS IS A BIRTHDAY SUIT INSPECTION!!!!!!!! I wanna
see you's all formed up outside butt naked NOW!"

So, they jumped out of bed, naked and shivering, and ran
outside to form up in three ranks. The Sarge walked out and yells,
"Close up the ranks, conserve your body heat!" So they close in slightly...
The captain comes along with his swagger stick. He goes to the first
Marine and whacks him right across the chest with it.
"DID THAT HURT?" he yells.
"No, Sir!" came the reply.
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a Marine, Sir!"
The captain is impressed, and walks on to the next man. He takes the stick
and whacks the soldier right across the rear.
"Did THAT hurt?"
"No, Sir!"
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a Marine, Sir!"
Still extremely impressed, the captain walks to the third guy, and sees he
has an enormous erection. Naturally, he gave his target a huge WHACK with
the swagger stick.
"Did THAT hurt?"
"No, Sir!"
"Why not?"
"Because it belongs to the guy behind me, Sir!"



And who was that man in the second rank? I'm sure you need no telling.

I didn't know del was a Marine.

 

[Phoenix]

why was Gunny's dick between another guys legs?

Hmmm ... sounds kind of bad when you say it like that.

 

[Bootneck]

Mine too!

Hey - I told you what would happen and you insisted I send those pics anyway.

Yeh, I know. But I had to turn them upside down before I realised what was going on.

 

[Luissa]

it is gettin thick in here!

 

[Phoenix]

Yeh, I know. But I had to turn them upside down before I realised what was going on.

You could have just rotated them sideways and gotten a similar effect ...

Next time I can label stuff for you if that would help.

 

[Phoenix]

it is gettin thick in here!

"getting"?

It is perpetually thick in here.

 

[Bootneck]

why was Gunny's dick between another guys legs?

There's no way the guy in front is going to be pushed out of line on parade, is there! cleaning the bogs with a toothbrush for a fortnight just for having a toe out of line!

 

[Luissa]

still doesn't answer the question why Gunny's dick was between some guys legs. lol

 

[Phoenix]

still doesn't answer the question why Gunny's dick was between some guys legs. lol

Silly.

It was 05:00 in the morning