Abishai100
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This is a commerce-society prescription tale inspired by Homegrown and the provocative new TV series Drugs, Inc. (National Geographic TV).
This capitalism-idealistic tale (or 'vignette') I cooked up is symbolic of TrumpUSA, no?
Signing off,
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"Americans were excited about hosting fun summer BBQs and feeling safe that the capitalism-shrewd President (Donald Trump) was doing everything necessary to ensure that regional peace-stabilizing commerce-pacts with South Korea was preventing any nuclear-warfare controversy in North Korea from surfacing. However, a new sinister element, a notorious drug-dealer alias Joker (and his unscrupulous stewardess-mistress alias Harley-Quinn) were establishing a very very profitable narcotics trafficking operation between Amsterdam and British Columbia (which was changing the signature of the continental drug trade and threatening the Trump Administration's economic deals with South America regarding organic soybean production/farming). After all, North America was immersed in narcotics rings in South America, so Joker and Harley-Quinn's British Columbia exploitation was 'making undesirable trade-waves'. Where was Batman (America's favorite masked vigilante)?"
"Joker and Harley-Quinn employed random and numerous runners and thugs and station-managers to ensure that the opium and marijuana being transported between Amsterdam and British Columbia was being delivered reliably (and on time!). Joker and Harley-Quinn called their little drug-operation the 'Continental Drift' (CD). The Trump Administration was informed by Batman about CD, and President Trump began speaking more openly with South American diplomats about this new drug-highway and what it meant for South American countries still dependent on drugs for economics and feeling threatened by European and North American traffic! Trump concluded that CD would threaten the normal viability of the lucrative organic soybean co-production treaties his administration was forging with South America. Trump ordered Batman to hunt down the random thugs and runners of CD operating/working in Europe, Canada, and Moscow."
GOD: Americans love commerce.
SATAN: Japan rivalled America in automobiles and electronics.
GOD: Now, the drug traffic in Europe, Russia, and South America has emerged.
SATAN: Yes, and commercial stabilization is necessary for political negotiations.
GOD: That's true; drug-lords are very very 'capitalism-shrewd.'
SATAN: There's no telling how many stewardesses are working as carriers/runners.
GOD: Airlines are a terrific underground resource for cartels (with inside-men).
SATAN: Correct; airline employees working for cartels can 'grease security-rails.'
GOD: It's almost as if capitalism is one giant Vegas game!
SATAN: Maybe that's why that 2017 Vegas-shooting surfaced during TrumpUSA protests.
GOD: President Trump (and Batman!) will have to coordinate commerce with civics.
SATAN: I'm sure they're both interested...
GOD: Maybe Batman should buy Harley-Quinn a nice Swedish car (Saab)!
SATAN: Commercial trades are the hallmark of modern etiquette (i.e., Wall Street).
GOD: Isn't that why Michael Douglas made both Wall Street and Traffic?
SATAN: Yes, American films symbolize 'civics-IQ.'
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This capitalism-idealistic tale (or 'vignette') I cooked up is symbolic of TrumpUSA, no?
Signing off,
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"Americans were excited about hosting fun summer BBQs and feeling safe that the capitalism-shrewd President (Donald Trump) was doing everything necessary to ensure that regional peace-stabilizing commerce-pacts with South Korea was preventing any nuclear-warfare controversy in North Korea from surfacing. However, a new sinister element, a notorious drug-dealer alias Joker (and his unscrupulous stewardess-mistress alias Harley-Quinn) were establishing a very very profitable narcotics trafficking operation between Amsterdam and British Columbia (which was changing the signature of the continental drug trade and threatening the Trump Administration's economic deals with South America regarding organic soybean production/farming). After all, North America was immersed in narcotics rings in South America, so Joker and Harley-Quinn's British Columbia exploitation was 'making undesirable trade-waves'. Where was Batman (America's favorite masked vigilante)?"
"Joker and Harley-Quinn employed random and numerous runners and thugs and station-managers to ensure that the opium and marijuana being transported between Amsterdam and British Columbia was being delivered reliably (and on time!). Joker and Harley-Quinn called their little drug-operation the 'Continental Drift' (CD). The Trump Administration was informed by Batman about CD, and President Trump began speaking more openly with South American diplomats about this new drug-highway and what it meant for South American countries still dependent on drugs for economics and feeling threatened by European and North American traffic! Trump concluded that CD would threaten the normal viability of the lucrative organic soybean co-production treaties his administration was forging with South America. Trump ordered Batman to hunt down the random thugs and runners of CD operating/working in Europe, Canada, and Moscow."
GOD: Americans love commerce.
SATAN: Japan rivalled America in automobiles and electronics.
GOD: Now, the drug traffic in Europe, Russia, and South America has emerged.
SATAN: Yes, and commercial stabilization is necessary for political negotiations.
GOD: That's true; drug-lords are very very 'capitalism-shrewd.'
SATAN: There's no telling how many stewardesses are working as carriers/runners.
GOD: Airlines are a terrific underground resource for cartels (with inside-men).
SATAN: Correct; airline employees working for cartels can 'grease security-rails.'
GOD: It's almost as if capitalism is one giant Vegas game!
SATAN: Maybe that's why that 2017 Vegas-shooting surfaced during TrumpUSA protests.
GOD: President Trump (and Batman!) will have to coordinate commerce with civics.
SATAN: I'm sure they're both interested...
GOD: Maybe Batman should buy Harley-Quinn a nice Swedish car (Saab)!
SATAN: Commercial trades are the hallmark of modern etiquette (i.e., Wall Street).
GOD: Isn't that why Michael Douglas made both Wall Street and Traffic?
SATAN: Yes, American films symbolize 'civics-IQ.'
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