g5000
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- Nov 26, 2011
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I like pork.
No, not the Homosexual Agenda™ version of "pork". I mean...you know..bacon and chops and stuff like that.
Them Jews, though. Their books says I'm going to hell for shoving pork down my throat.
No, I don't mean shoving Homosexual Agenda™ pork down my throat. That's gross. I mean food.
But now that you mention it, the Jew book says if I shove either kind of pork down my throat, I'm going to hell.
So you can see why a God-fearing Christian might be ill-disposed toward those damned Jews. Calling us pork chop lovers abominable right down there with the pole smokers. That just ain't right!
That, and the whole killing Christ thing, kind of soured us toward those bastards. You won't catch a good bacon munching Christian in no Jew church, that's for sure.
But for the life of me, I can't see why those homos don't like us. We're Christians, for christ's sake! Just because all them fags is going to hell doesn't mean we aren't likable. That makes no sense at all. We have nothing against them. It isn't our fault they are going to hell!
No, not the Homosexual Agenda™ version of "pork". I mean...you know..bacon and chops and stuff like that.
Them Jews, though. Their books says I'm going to hell for shoving pork down my throat.
No, I don't mean shoving Homosexual Agenda™ pork down my throat. That's gross. I mean food.
But now that you mention it, the Jew book says if I shove either kind of pork down my throat, I'm going to hell.
So you can see why a God-fearing Christian might be ill-disposed toward those damned Jews. Calling us pork chop lovers abominable right down there with the pole smokers. That just ain't right!
That, and the whole killing Christ thing, kind of soured us toward those bastards. You won't catch a good bacon munching Christian in no Jew church, that's for sure.
But for the life of me, I can't see why those homos don't like us. We're Christians, for christ's sake! Just because all them fags is going to hell doesn't mean we aren't likable. That makes no sense at all. We have nothing against them. It isn't our fault they are going to hell!