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The all-Black Howard University has given former student and rapper Diddy an honorary degree in bitch slapping.
President of Howard University Ben Vinson, seen above giving Diddy his honorary medal, said, "You gotta keep your hoes in line, Word! Diddy shows us all how to get it done."
The university underwent some controversy after offering a Bachelors degree in pimping hoes, so the university decided to only allow students to obtain this degree as a minor. When asked if Diddy would also have the pimping degree as a minor, university officials were quick to point out that Diddy had written most of the curriculum, and as such, was overqualified to obtain the honorary degree.
Newly hired Palestinian faculty is also making plans for giving students access to a Bachelor of Science in child brides, the art of hijab, how to rape and torture Jewish genocidal hoes, and beating your woman with a siwak when they get out of line.
Females are now required to change gender to male in order to graduate.
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