I thought when u catch a UBER the purpose of the ride is to...

[Marion Morrison]

If you want an experience without attytood, you gotta move out of Philly.

Philly is the 4th best city in US faggot

ORLY? You can catch a Grouper and get smoking head from a fine blonde Cuban in the same day there?

It never snows too, right?

Forgive me, but I think my city's the best. I may be biased a bit.

I pity the fools condemned to live where it never snows.

I had to endure that in N'awlins. Got outta there though, and back to where "seasons" exist.

We have four: too hot, too cold, too wet, and road construction.

Winter sucks.

New Orleans has two: unspeakably hot, and not-as-hot. And that's it.
Fuck that. Might as well be Florida, except it has character.

Or not. Tell the truth, you just like the boobies.

 

[Pogo]

Philly is the 4th best city in US faggot

ORLY? You can catch a Grouper and get smoking head from a fine blonde Cuban in the same day there?

It never snows too, right?

Forgive me, but I think my city's the best. I may be biased a bit.

I pity the fools condemned to live where it never snows.

I had to endure that in N'awlins. Got outta there though, and back to where "seasons" exist.

We have four: too hot, too cold, too wet, and road construction.

Winter sucks.

New Orleans has two: unspeakably hot, and not-as-hot. And that's it.
Fuck that. Might as well be Florida, except it has character.

Or not. Tell the truth, you just like the boobies.

Who wouldn't?

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Actually I'm more of a pelican guy myself.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Let's see here: I can be in my area with hot as all get-out weather, or New Orleans, where there's a crapton of thievetry.

I think I'd pick my area. The weather may be the same, but the thievetry is not.

 

[Jarlaxle]

And N.O., being a swamp, is just oppressively humid.

 

[dblack]

If you want an experience without attytood, you gotta move out of Philly.

Philly is the 4th best city in US faggot

And #1 in attitude.

 

[fbj]

If you want an experience without attytood, you gotta move out of Philly.

Philly is the 4th best city in US faggot

And #1 in attitude.

And #1 in Entertainment

 

[Gracie]

No, he's a poser. He doesn't believe half that shit he posts here...

I believe 100% of what I post here. You folks are just upset that you’ve been unable to jeer or threaten me into silence.

I think he was talking about fbj?

 

[Pogo]

Let's see here: I can be in my area with hot as all get-out weather, or New Orleans, where there's a crapton of thievetry.

I think I'd pick my area. The weather may be the same, but the thievetry is not.

Never had a prollem with theivetry in N'awlins.

Had some in Philly. Had some in Montréal. Florida never got a chance because I stay the fuck outta there. You gotta pay me. A lot. And then I gtfo the minute the job's done and go back somewhere that has a culture.

 

[Pogo]

No, he's a poser. He doesn't believe half that shit he posts here...

I believe 100% of what I post here. You folks are just upset that you’ve been unable to jeer or threaten me into silence.

I think he was talking about fbj?

No actually I meant grumpy old fart there and his dadaist comedy act.

 

[Pogo]

If you want an experience without attytood, you gotta move out of Philly.

Philly is the 4th best city in US faggot

And #1 in attitude.

And #1 in Entertainment

And #1 in ----

---- say it ----


FOOTBALL.

 

[fbj]

If you want an experience without attytood, you gotta move out of Philly.

Philly is the 4th best city in US faggot

And #1 in attitude.

And #1 in Entertainment

And #1 in ----

---- say it ----


FOOTBALL.

And you are #1 in massaging men dicks

 

[dblack]

If you want an experience without attytood, you gotta move out of Philly.

Philly is the 4th best city in US faggot

And #1 in attitude.

And #1 in Entertainment

And #1 in ----

---- say it ----


FOOTBALL.

What are you talking about? America didn't even qualify for the world cup!

 

[Pogo]

Philly is the 4th best city in US faggot

ORLY? You can catch a Grouper and get smoking head from a fine blonde Cuban in the same day there?

It never snows too, right?

Forgive me, but I think my city's the best. I may be biased a bit.

I pity the fools condemned to live where it never snows.

I had to endure that in N'awlins. Got outta there though, and back to where "seasons" exist.

We have four: too hot, too cold, too wet, and road construction.

Winter sucks.

New Orleans has two: unspeakably hot, and not-as-hot. And that's it.
Fuck that. Might as well be Florida, except it has character.

I was in NO last week...hot, as I expected.

Still better than this area.

You don't go TO N'awlins this time of year. You go FROM.

You went for low prices, dincha. I know your type.

 

[Anathema]

No...more that we are pointing and laughing at you. You're like the crazy fuck running around with a diaper on your head, squeaking, "THE END IS COMING! GREAT CTHULU IS ONE HIS WAY!"

You know that after 44 years that shit doesn’t bother me.

 

[dblack]

And #1 in ----

---- say it ----


FOOTBALL.

And you are #1 in massaging men dicks

Philly is #3. But I recommend against googling it.

 

[Jarlaxle]

ORLY? You can catch a Grouper and get smoking head from a fine blonde Cuban in the same day there?

It never snows too, right?

Forgive me, but I think my city's the best. I may be biased a bit.

I pity the fools condemned to live where it never snows.

I had to endure that in N'awlins. Got outta there though, and back to where "seasons" exist.

We have four: too hot, too cold, too wet, and road construction.

Winter sucks.

New Orleans has two: unspeakably hot, and not-as-hot. And that's it.
Fuck that. Might as well be Florida, except it has character.

I was in NO last week...hot, as I expected.

Still better than this area.

You don't go TO N'awlins this time of year. You go FROM.

You went for low prices, dincha. I know your type.

I went for the WW2 museum, and because this is the time of year I can take a motorcycle trip.

 

[Pogo]

If you want an experience without attytood, you gotta move out of Philly.

Philly is the 4th best city in US faggot

And #1 in attitude.

And #1 in Entertainment

And #1 in ----

---- say it ----


FOOTBALL.

And you are #1 in massaging men dicks

Member that Iggles game that was in progress and you were on this board while it was live promising to jump off the Tacony Palmyra if the Cowgirls lost?

And we were following the game, and sure enough the Iggles kicked Dullass ass?

Member that?

You need a ride to the bridge or what? I know the way. Although I'd suggest the Ben Franklin as it has a way better light show. And it's higher.

How'd the Cowgirls do in the Sooper Bowl? Oh wait --- they didn't go.

Did they.

 

[Marion Morrison]

If you want an experience without attytood, you gotta move out of Philly.

Philly is the 4th best city in US faggot

And #1 in attitude.

And #1 in Entertainment

And #1 in ----

---- say it ----


FOOTBALL.

And you are #1 in massaging men dicks

If so, fbj will pay you $200.

 

[Pogo]

And #1 in ----

---- say it ----


FOOTBALL.

And you are #1 in massaging men dicks

Philly is #3. But I recommend against googling it.

FBJ's googling hisself right now.

 

[Marion Morrison]

And #1 in ----

---- say it ----


FOOTBALL.

And you are #1 in massaging men dicks

Philly is #3. But I recommend against googling it.

FBJ's googling hisself right now.

So is Pogo

Personally I'm Googling tall girl porn, but whatever butters your biscuit.