If a Democrat and a Republican were arguing in a bar...

[Campbell]

The democrat would probably just sit there and try to figure out if he was a woman or a man.

I've always been curious about this. Do right wingers ever get any good nookie...I mean that they're not hiding or ashamed of?

Yeah it's called between a man and woman. You should try it sometime.

OK....in my 81 years on the planet I played dance band piano for 30 years when I was younger. I tried a different young woman nearly every Saturday night.

I married, have three children, eight grandchildren and two great grandchildren. Forgive me.....I've done the best I could!

 

[hortysir]

Clearly, my passionate attempts to replace "pineapple" with "mango" have failed.

Come on, look how yummy they are:

My wife is allergic
But only to the peeling. She can eat it I'd I peel it for her but I gotta wash my hands good before I can touch her