I'm Breaking Up With Taylor Swift

[basquebromance]

sorry Taylor, but Melania and Pamela Anderson and Lauren Boebert all want to marry me, so i'll choose one of those!

 

[JGalt]

Oh. So she finally removed that piece of chewing gum stuck to the bottom of her shoe?

 

[Ropey]

sorry Taylor, but Melania and Pamela Anderson and Lauren Boebert all want to marry me, so i'll choose one of those!

 

[JoeMoma]

sorry Taylor, but Melania and Pamela Anderson and Lauren Boebert all want to marry me, so i'll choose one of those!

Does she know that you are breaking up with her? I though you liked people with penises anyway.

 

[basquebromance]

Does she know that you are breaking up with her? I though you liked people with penises anyway.

i sent it to her on twitter. she knows i'm too sexy for milan!

 

[JoeMoma]

i sent it to her on twitter. she knows i'm too sexy for milan!

So her minion that handles her twitter account might read it.

 

[basquebromance]

So her minion that handles her twitter account might read it.

they'll tell her about it. it's important enough

 

[JoeMoma]

they'll tell her about it. it's important enough

If she starts canceling all her upcoming events, we will know why.