Inmate Was Hiding Gun up His *&^ and ....oh Just Read the Article

[JimBowie1958]

You just cant make this stuff up.

Who would believe that an inmate would/could hide a hand gun up his ass?

Strangely, he is now getting a lot of contacts on tinder.

Stolen gun falls from inmate's body cavity during search at north Alabama jail

When they arrived at the jail, corrections officers noticed Roberts appeared to be walking "strangely," Young said.

While being searched, Roberts stumbled and the pistol fell from his body cavity, Young said.

The weapon, which was reported stolen from Florence, was not loaded. It is a Jimenez .380-cailber pistol valued at $100.

In addition to public intoxication, Roberts is charged with first-degree promoting prison contraband, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit and fourth-degree receiving stolen property. Bail is set at $7,250.​

 

[Pete7469]

I'm not even phased.

The meat puppet faggot not only got elected, but got REelected....

Yeah Romney was a giant douche....

But still....

So a pistol in the ass?

Meh....

There is some obozo zealot in San Fransicko right now with a 5 pound mammal in his ass gasping for breath.

 

[JimBowie1958]

I'm not even phased.

The meat puppet faggot not only got elected, but got REelected....

Yeah Romney was a giant douche....

But still....

So a pistol in the ass?

Meh....

There is some obozo zealot in San Fransicko right now with a 5 pound mammal in his ass gasping for breath.

And of course, that brings up the Legendary Gerbil Rocket!

(1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.

"I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next.

"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident.

 

[Pete7469]

 

[ScienceRocks]

lol

 

[JOSweetHeart]

Things can be hidden. It was shown in the film named Con Air when something is shown being pulled from an inmate's mouth and the wrist area of two others, but they were small things. To me, a gun is impossible.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Unlike vaginal tissue, anal tissue is not elastic. Once stretched it remains stretched. This young man is obviously a male prostitute. His ass was stretched enough to hide the gun.

If you have ever seen the photographs of Robert Mapplethorpe you would have an understanding of just how gaping the anus of a homosexual man could be.

 

[Scorpion]

Unlike vaginal tissue, anal tissue is not elastic. Once stretched it remains stretched. This young man is obviously a male prostitute. His ass was stretched enough to hide the gun.

If you have ever seen the photographs of Robert Mapplethorpe you would have an understanding of just how gaping the anus of a homosexual man could be.

If that were the case, no one would be able to hold a festering dump.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Wow

Just fucking wow

 

[JimBowie1958]

Wow

Just fucking wow

I wonder about the concealed carry charge. I mean, you cant very well open carry in that posture, can you?

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Unlike vaginal tissue, anal tissue is not elastic. Once stretched it remains stretched. This young man is obviously a male prostitute. His ass was stretched enough to hide the gun.

If you have ever seen the photographs of Robert Mapplethorpe you would have an understanding of just how gaping the anus of a homosexual man could be.

If that were the case, no one would be able to hold a festering dump.

For those who need a more medical explanation.

Facts About Youth – Male Homosexual Behavior

 

[westwall]

Unlike vaginal tissue, anal tissue is not elastic. Once stretched it remains stretched. This young man is obviously a male prostitute. His ass was stretched enough to hide the gun.

If you have ever seen the photographs of Robert Mapplethorpe you would have an understanding of just how gaping the anus of a homosexual man could be.

If that were the case, no one would be able to hold a festering dump.

Ummmm, that's why butt plugs were invented....hello....

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Unlike vaginal tissue, anal tissue is not elastic. Once stretched it remains stretched. This young man is obviously a male prostitute. His ass was stretched enough to hide the gun.

If you have ever seen the photographs of Robert Mapplethorpe you would have an understanding of just how gaping the anus of a homosexual man could be.

Put one hand in, now put the other hand. Now clap.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Unlike vaginal tissue, anal tissue is not elastic. Once stretched it remains stretched. This young man is obviously a male prostitute. His ass was stretched enough to hide the gun.

If you have ever seen the photographs of Robert Mapplethorpe you would have an understanding of just how gaping the anus of a homosexual man could be.

Put one hand in, now put the other hand. Now clap.

That is one tight ass!

 

[JimBowie1958]

Unlike vaginal tissue, anal tissue is not elastic. Once stretched it remains stretched. This young man is obviously a male prostitute. His ass was stretched enough to hide the gun.

If you have ever seen the photographs of Robert Mapplethorpe you would have an understanding of just how gaping the anus of a homosexual man could be.

If that were the case, no one would be able to hold a festering dump.

For those who need a more medical explanation.

Facts About Youth – Male Homosexual Behavior

This bears repeating:

The list of diseases found with extraordinary frequency among male homosexual practitioners as a result of anal intercourse is alarming:

Anal Cancer
Chlamydia trachomatis
Cryptosporidium
Giardia lamblia
Herpes simplex virus
Human immunodeficiency virus
Human papilloma virus
Isospora belli
Microsporidia
Gonorrhea
Viral hepatitis types B & C
Syphilis7

Sexual transmission of some of these diseases is so rare in the exclusively heterosexual population as to be virtually unknown.​