invnetion for using typical tea kettle to generate energy

[trevorjohnson83]

 

[the other mike]

I have a windmill that runs on blow dryer power.

 

[daveman]

 

[the other mike]

Gyro energy
Powered by magnets + and - gravity.

 

[JGalt]

I once discovered electricity mysteriously comes out of my wall. All you need is a fork or a knife to let it out.

 

[Mushroom]

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Congratulations. You have reinvented a 2,000 year old Greek device.

 

[JGalt]

Congratulations. You have reinvented a 2,000 year old Greek device.

Personally, I'd put a big purple rubber dildo on the spout for the best transfer of heat.

 

[trevorjohnson83]

Congratulations. You have reinvented a 2,000 year old Greek device.

How bout a name for it? Metal pole of happiness is what I'm going with.

 

[trevorjohnson83]

and look at this man, pfft clearly safety isn't his number one concern

 

[Mushroom]

How bout a name for it? Metal pole of happiness is what I'm going with.

And why exactly is this in "Science"? Seems more like this should be in humor, or down in the basement.