An invented history intended to explain your various pathologies.Nobody is getting degrees in Gender Studies.
Also, when I went to UIC in the 1980's, I was still conservative.
It took 30 years of watching Republicans fuck things up to change my mind.
I would LOVE to say I turned on the GOP when Bush lied us into a war in Iraq or let people drown in NOLA. But I didn't turn until his incompetence affected me personally.