It really pisses me off that so many black restaurants don't sell English Muffins

[fbj]

For the same reason black restaurants don't have watermelon on the menu.

I don't know what you mean

You should try the chicken fried watermelon. It is the best!

Now why would say something so fucking inappropriate?

 

[fbj]

Bagels too.....

Bagels is too big to have on the side with a breakfast platter

They make small bagels....

Bagels dont go with breakfast platters

According to my son they do...

If you fat and disgusting they do

 

[Moonglow]

Bagels too.....

Bagels is too big to have on the side with a breakfast platter

They make small bagels....

Bagels dont go with breakfast platters

According to my son they do...

If you fat and disgusting they do

He's 6 feet tall, 201 pounds and wears a size 12 shoe, at 14...

 

[fbj]

Bagels is too big to have on the side with a breakfast platter

They make small bagels....

Bagels dont go with breakfast platters

According to my son they do...

If you fat and disgusting they do

He's 6 feet tall, 201 pounds and wears a size 12 shoe, at 14...

well he needs to stop eating a bagel with a platter it;s not healthy. Bagels are to be eaten alone with cheese and egg not with a patter

 

[Asclepias]

The only fucking option I have is TOAST. The last time I checked eating english muffins wasn't only a white thing so why not have it on the menu? Makes no sense right now I have to work this hard to order breakfast in the morning because so many stores don;t sell english muffins

Toast is fucking nasty

Most restaurants dont serve english muffins dumbass. The only place I have ever been able to get them is Dennys.

 

[Asclepias]

For the same reason black restaurants don't have watermelon on the menu.

English muffins are not seasonal. Are you retarded or something?

 

[fbj]

The only fucking option I have is TOAST. The last time I checked eating english muffins wasn't only a white thing so why not have it on the menu? Makes no sense right now I have to work this hard to order breakfast in the morning because so many stores don;t sell english muffins

Toast is fucking nasty

Most restaurants dont serve english muffins dumbass. The only place I have ever been able to get them is Dennys.

why is that?

 

[fbj]

For the same reason black restaurants don't have watermelon on the menu.

English muffins are not seasonal. Are you retarded or something?

the fuck is you talking about? They not seasonal?

 

[Asclepias]

For the same reason black restaurants don't have watermelon on the menu.

I don't know what you mean

You should try the chicken fried watermelon. It is the best!

You sure eat strange food. What the hell is chicken fried watermelon?

 

[Asclepias]

For the same reason black restaurants don't have watermelon on the menu.

English muffins are not seasonal. Are you retarded or something?

the fuck is you talking about? They not seasonal?

Watermelons are not seasonal? WTF are you talking about?

 

[Asclepias]

The only fucking option I have is TOAST. The last time I checked eating english muffins wasn't only a white thing so why not have it on the menu? Makes no sense right now I have to work this hard to order breakfast in the morning because so many stores don;t sell english muffins

Toast is fucking nasty

Most restaurants dont serve english muffins dumbass. The only place I have ever been able to get them is Dennys.

why is that?

Not enough people want them. Supply and demand.

 

[Wyatt earp]

The only fucking option I have is TOAST. The last time I checked eating english muffins wasn't only a white thing so why not have it on the menu? Makes no sense right now I have to work this hard to order breakfast in the morning because so many stores don;t sell english muffins

Toast is fucking nasty

I don't think I ever seen English muffins on the menu down south except for McDonalds


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[miketx]

For the same reason black restaurants don't have watermelon on the menu.

I don't know what you mean

You should try the chicken fried watermelon. It is the best!

You sure eat strange food. What the hell is chicken fried watermelon?

You know what it is.

 

[Yarddog]

What! No chicken-n-waffles? I'll take mine with cheese...

Chicken and waffles are the bomb, im lucky to live close to Oakland

 

[Asclepias]

For the same reason black restaurants don't have watermelon on the menu.

I don't know what you mean

You should try the chicken fried watermelon. It is the best!

You sure eat strange food. What the hell is chicken fried watermelon?

You know what it is.

I eat all kinds of fried chicken but I have never heard of chicken fried watermelon. Is that something you rednecks made up?

 

[miketx]

Yes.

 

[Asclepias]

Yes.

Why would you fuck up the watermelon by frying it?

 

[miketx]

C'mon asclepias, stop being so retarded.
Chicken fried watermelon:

One medium size watermelon heart.
Soak the watermelon is an egg and flour batter mix for two minutes
Flip.
In a large saute pan, fill halfway with peanut oil and bring up to temperature.
Place battered watermelon heart in this and fry for 10 minutes or until golden brown.
Remove from pan.
Serves three morons.

 

[Asclepias]

C'mon asclepias, stop being so retarded.
Chicken fried watermelon:

One medium size watermelon heart.
Soak the watermelon is an egg and flour batter mix for two minutes
Flip.
In a large saute pan, fill halfway with peanut oil and bring up to temperature.
Place battered watermelon heart in this and fry for 10 minutes or until golden brown.
Remove from pan.
Serves three morons.

I'd have to try it. Doesnt sound like it would be good.

RECIPE: DEEP FRIED WATERMELON - What About Watermelon?

 

[miketx]

C'mon asclepias, stop being so retarded.
Chicken fried watermelon:

One medium size watermelon heart.
Soak the watermelon is an egg and flour batter mix for two minutes
Flip.
In a large saute pan, fill halfway with peanut oil and bring up to temperature.
Place battered watermelon heart in this and fry for 10 minutes or until golden brown.
Remove from pan.
Serves three morons.

I'd have to try it. Doesnt sound like it would be good.

RECIPE: DEEP FRIED WATERMELON - What About Watermelon?

Well, at the risk of me being a pussy and you actually trying this don't. I just made it all up.