It's Raining Illegals!

HenryBHough

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Fortunately not in America.

It's in Britain - in the Londinistan suburb of Clapham:

Body of 'aeroplane stowaway' found in garden

Not so long ago there was but one village idiot missing from Kenya - now there are two:

(quoted BBC material in blue)

A suspected stowaway who is believed to have fallen from the landing gear of a flight into Heathrow Airport has been found dead in a London garden.

The body - believed to be that of a man - was found in Clapham just before 15:40 BST on Sunday.

The individual is believed to have fallen from a Kenya Airways flight from Nairobi, police said.

A neighbour said the man fell a metre away from a resident who had been sunbathing in the garden.

The man, who did not want to be named, said he heard a "whomp" so he looked out of an upstairs window and saw the body and "blood all over the walls of the garden".
 
As God is my witness, I thought illegals could fly...

:laugh:
 
Fortunately not in America.

It's in Britain - in the Londinistan suburb of Clapham:

Body of 'aeroplane stowaway' found in garden

Not so long ago there was but one village idiot missing from Kenya - now there are two:

(quoted BBC material in blue)

A suspected stowaway who is believed to have fallen from the landing gear of a flight into Heathrow Airport has been found dead in a London garden.

The body - believed to be that of a man - was found in Clapham just before 15:40 BST on Sunday.

The individual is believed to have fallen from a Kenya Airways flight from Nairobi, police said.

A neighbour said the man fell a metre away from a resident who had been sunbathing in the garden.

The man, who did not want to be named, said he heard a "whomp" so he looked out of an upstairs window and saw the body and "blood all over the walls of the garden".

He sounds down to earth, that guy. Racist garden walls . . .
 
Fortunately not in America.

It's in Britain - in the Londinistan suburb of Clapham:

Body of 'aeroplane stowaway' found in garden

Not so long ago there was but one village idiot missing from Kenya - now there are two:

(quoted BBC material in blue)

A suspected stowaway who is believed to have fallen from the landing gear of a flight into Heathrow Airport has been found dead in a London garden.

The body - believed to be that of a man - was found in Clapham just before 15:40 BST on Sunday.

The individual is believed to have fallen from a Kenya Airways flight from Nairobi, police said.

A neighbour said the man fell a metre away from a resident who had been sunbathing in the garden.

The man, who did not want to be named, said he heard a "whomp" so he looked out of an upstairs window and saw the body and "blood all over the walls of the garden".
Is the garden OK?
 
Haven't heard that old ploy in years. Used to be common to find stowaway's in wheel wells of planes.

Good thing he didn't hit anyone when he fell.
 

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