Jokes From 3rd Grade

[Thunk]

What's black & white and black & white and black & white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

 

[Thunk]

What did one boob say to the other?


We better not hang so low, they'll think we're nuts!

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

What between a grandmothers boobs vs thats not between a 20 year olds boobs..........a navel.

 

[Daryl Hunt]

And the one that ends it all.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float.......



Well, you take two scoops of Dead Baby and pour in some Rootbeer.............

 

[Thunk]

How did hellen keller burn her hand?

She read the waffle iron.

 

[miketx]

What's black, lays in the grass, and goes ding dong? A beat up black avon lady.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.

What do you call an acid with an attitude? A mean-o-acid!

What do you call 15 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.

What did the fish say when he hit a wall? Dam!

What to do call a black kid with a new bike? Thief.

What do you call a black kid with two new bikes? Talented.

What do you call four mexicans in quicksand? Quatro sinko.

What do you call an Aggie after he graduates? Boss.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

I saw Kamala Harris walking to work this morning.....she had a mattress tied to her back

 

[toobfreak]

Mommy, why do I just keep walking in circles?

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.

 

[Thunk]

What do you call four mexicans in quicksand? Quatro sinko.

 

[Thunk]

Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Anonymous sources say that RBG last words were “Barry Obama is Cooterphobic”

 

[miketx]

Confucius say if Nancy Pelosi fly upside down she have big crack up.

 

[The Irish Ram]

Confucius say:

 

[The Irish Ram]

A 6 and an 8 yr old decided to swear one day. I'll say, "Damn" and you say, "Ass".
They went to the table and Mom asked what they wanted for breakfast. The 8 yr old said, "Gimme some damn Cheerios" Mom sent him to his room, beating his behind the whole way. She went back to the kitchen and asked the other child what he wanted for breakfast. He replied, "I don't know, but you can bet your fat ass it ain't Cheerios."

 

[lg325]

Whats the difference between green beans and boogers? kids wont eat green beans